It sounds classy

If instead of ignoring meaning, we ignored cultural context, Lucifer is a great one. Sounds nice, means light bringer.
- The cultural context on this is weird, because it's even used for Jesus in the book of Revelation.
  
  Do you have a source for that? I'm curious.
- Luci as a nickname, of course

Chlamydia
- Sounds like one of those gothic names that doesn’t fit the woman until she’s around 60. Aunt Chlamydia, or something.
  
  Aunt Chlamydia and her room-mate Auntie Biotic

Oubliette
- I forget what this is.
  
  Don't worry, we'll throw you into a doorless, windowless room that's only accessible by a hatch in the top until you remember how to look it up

Tsunami

Cappuccino

Fellatia
Actually had someone suggest this ; and had to explain it
- Also vagina.
- This also made me think of the love interest from Saul of the Mole Men named Fallopia

Latrine.
- It’s better than Shithouse.
  E: here

I think Mutiny, Heresy, and Larceny would work.
- Omg you’re right these would be cute names. Especially Larceny

Cellardoor

Isis was a pretty name
My next D&D campaign is going to have a character named Mendacious in charge of a prominent faction. Language nerds will know he's a traitor right off the bat

Chlamydia

Diarrhea?
- Heheh, heh, heh.
  
  Always hoped those two would make a cameo in Daria.
- Cha cha cha!

Most metals work pretty well
Aluminum
Bismuth
Mercury
Nickel (some people are already named this, but spelled Nicole)
- Nickel... spelled Nicole
  That's some crazy pronunciation if those two sound similar.
- With how many trans women name themselves after gemstones, more trans men should name themselves after metals
  
  Would anyone willingly choose Al for a name (short for aluminum). Steel, or Tin is maybe cool, but the nickname options for like Titanium are pretty bad.
  
  That would be pretty metal
  
  Cobalt would be a pretty sick name.
  
  Hi I'm Wolfram, last time we met I was Jane....
- Nickel (some people are already named this, but spelled Nicole)
  I swear, if one of y'all says some silly-ass name...
- Steven Universe...
  
  The fact that Bismuth is a gem implies that there are other metals, and I wanna meet Tungsten
  Also on the topic of gems, that's a goldmine (so to speak) for this thread. Rutile, Amethyst, Zirconia, Phosphophyllite, Cinnabar, Padparadscha, Bort, etc

Chlamydia
- "My daughter has been just itching to meet you!"
- I can't remember what radio program it was but some language researchers were talking about a survey they did of how pretty (I can't remember if if was specifically medical) words are and they mentioned that a lot of people find the word Chlamydia very pretty

Omelette du fromage

Nicole

Malaria
Ebola
- “This is my daughter Flu”
- Malaria is already very similar to Valeria.

Melanoma
- That's a couple of characters from Elden Ring and also the current First Lady, right?
  
  Figuratively she definitely counts as that.

Marzipan

Felony

Labia sounds like a nice name. Though more for a country than a person.
- Forgive me.
- I too want a home right between east and west labian crests
  
  I have bad news if you’re hoping for visitors…
- It's even got its own song.
- Sealabia?

Eula.
- this is a real name.
  
  Oh, wow, I did not realize that!

Vendetta

Heroin
- Tbh. Being named a hero would be dope.

Syphilis
- Severus Snape's little brother, Syphilis Snape.

Omelette is a good name for a cat

Chasity is an existing creepy one.
Prudence
Goodfaith
Temperance
Obedience
Sexwon't
- I have met multiple people called Prudence
  
  I've at least heard of Temperance as a name, too.
- Chasity != chastity

ITT people just listing good pet names lol
- A lot of pets are going to be named after STDs in that case.
  
  Yeah this is my lizard Gonorrhea. She's the cutest
  
  Well better than Venu Mousse 😂 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sFv97ICWP0A
- That’s the definition of a good pet name: one you like but wouldn’t want to saddle a human with. Please also note that you don’t want to call every name around your neighborhood in the event of an escape, and your vet will judge you if you call your dog something horrible, but at least you’re the only one the name reflects poorly on.

Anomaly

Listeria.

Filet Mignon

Violence, especially if said in a french accent. Also, Malaria and Ebola for twins.
- Valencia hits close. Or Violeta.

Honestly, Seven isn't a bad sounding name.
- Seven of Nine is the real deal
  
  The borge just want to be cylond
- It's like Sven but you're uncomfortable with having the v right after the s

Bidet

Vagina.

hmmm
syphillis
rita lynn
morticia
arson
jenni-saidh
adolf
brock turner (obligatory)
- Rita Lee is one of the most important rock artists of Brazil. Not sure that was her name as baby too.
  
  wooow, til! looked her up too!
- Morticia is the name of my father's dog.
  I never liked the name but Morticia is a good girl and I love her.
  
  awww~ good doggo deserves all the love!

Listerine.
- Listerine is already named after Joseph Lister
  
  What about Glycerine?

Sarcophagus

catastrophe
- As a cat's name

Listeria

Gonorrhea 🥰

Incontinentia
- Incontinentia… Incontinentia Buttocks.

Terabithia

Cashew
- In a similar vein, Macadamia. So many good nickname opportunities.
  
  Mac, Dame, Cady, Mia, Addy
  Holy shit that's one versatile name
- Filbert

diarrhea
….. cha cha cha

Vulva for sure.
- Mulva?
  
  Gipple? Loleola?

Odette is a good alternative for the name Omelette

Chlamydia

Larceny

True story. Went to middle school with a girl who had an American mother and a Vietnamese father. His English was passable, but he was far from fluent. He wanted to give his daughter a pretty English word that he liked the sound of: Diarrhea.
Their last name was Ng. Her name would have literally been "Diarrhea-Ing"
Fortunately, her mother put a stop to that and "Stephanie" was forever thankful.