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  • Video tutorials without captions/instead of text. I don’t want to watch someone fumble through over 30 minutes what I can skim in 5.

  • No more internet gaming, all multiplayer gaming must be local, so that you can actually get your dumb ass up from the chair and punch (or be punched) by others, like our ancestors intended.

  • Money. It's just a mechanism of control because those with the power to share never learned to do so. They're the kids at the playground hogging the swing set while everyone else is getting wood chips kicked in their face. Humanity in a nutshell.

    Maybe not humorous, but I hope it paints a picture.

  • I want to abolish door knobs. They account for a thousand injuries in the world every few months. They must go.

    (For the sake of the question since the question is over everyone's head in the section)

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