If your username would predict the way you die, how will it happen?

Ceasefire Violation?

He died doing what he loved!

It finally caught up to me

The fucking Russians, of course.

Silently hunted down by a mysterious lone wolf.

I'm not sure I want to know...

You wouldn't understand

Tree

Guess I run into traffic, yelling and waving at the taxi that just deliberately passed me by. Then I get hit by a truck.

Raptured by the One True Dog

Happily.

Lots of beans

Whatever it is, it's going to be the subject of several YouTube documentaries.

🤨

A detective stands over my lifeless body, Detective Salvitore is panting for air, desperate to catch up to her partner and mount the hill. She reaches the crest covered in sweat, vision blurring but enthused at the grim sight before Detective Glassgow.

Salvitore fumbles for her radio, wheezing a shaky "We... we... I... found-" before Glassgow cuts her off.

"Save it Sal, I already told them we found the vegan."

Furiously stroking my willy.

Wrong place wrong time during a controlled demolition

First I am. And then...

I'm not.

Sleeping with the fishes

I guess I'm not growing old

Boiled alive

Something the Scooby gang could have prevented.

I’ll never know. I blinked.

Whelp...

I dont want to think about it

Derogatory slur

Uhhhh.

I'm already gone...

I'll leave it to you, reader, to guess the "where" it is cast

A remake of Alien but with a meerkat

Idk, i wouldn't see it coming

Meh…

My flame will be extinguished.

Painfully, I'd assume

Self Explanatory actually.

Nihilistic fruit

Ouch...

Tree fall maybe?