If your username would predict the way you die, how will it happen?

First I am. And then...

I'm not.

SUPPLIES!

Or being thrown out of a second story window during karate lessons.

In some sketchy den with a khajiit

Some of you may die, but that's a price I'm willing to pay.

Well, my username is because I got tired of a website only allowing you to set opening all links in new tabs if you had an account, so it might be hard to die by internet tab. I also religiously close tabs as soon as I'm done, so I never have that many open. If we can loosen the rules: drowns by bad genie wish in tab cola.

So many ways...

Painfully, I'd assume

Something the Scooby gang could have prevented.

With a bang

I cant die because some asshole cup threw me off a cliff and turned me into a Hylander.

you ever see those pictures of birds with their guts exposed and it being full of plastic?

thats this benzing ring (plastic)

On an intelligent journey.

Drive errors would pile up on critical systems because they didn't filesystem check themselves before they filesystem wrecked themselves

I am very satisfied with this outcome

🤷‍♂️

Digimon incident. I might cringe if I were alive to care.

https://youtu.be/0Wf5nFbA_YM

Suicide I guess.

Pulverized and set adrift as an interstellar cloud

A Japanese Math Rock band murders me

No doubt, it would be an epic tale.

Saving the world a lot.

I probably say something
\ And it gets me in trouble

A horrible accident involving a pair of eyeglasses.

Died in a rocket accident and quickloads didn't work

Uhhhh.

Adorably.

Choked to death by the Canadian Prime Minister.

His name is Candy and he has a good shot.

In a blaze of TexMex

Yokai

A 60ft wave off Mullaghmore, Ireland

Brake failure on a mountain road.

Suicide.

Shmurdered Murdered....

Death by snu snu? Not really how I wanted to go -- unless it kills both of us.

Oh, no…

Self Explanatory actually.

Sleeping with the fishes

Having the time of my life

Obesity, and bounciness.

Not sure how I die, but I guess I’m coming back to life after …

Guess I run into traffic, yelling and waving at the taxi that just deliberately passed me by. Then I get hit by a truck.

I’ll donate so much to research I won’t have money to eat?

No idea

You wouldn't understand

....that last step will be a doozy.

Not sure how but I will be underground, nostalgic and depressed when I do.

I get ackshually'd to death in the comments. 💀

Too many pineapples

Death by simulation crashing.

Or if going by the actual username and not the display name: Death By Air Conditioner Crashing On My Head Beacause I'm Too Indecisive To Choose Anything