Starlunk

He's a billionaire, of course he has some relations with crime, Musk is just dumb enough to say the quiet part out loud.

Fuck all billionaires. Including this Mexican one idfc what he did to musk
- I would hesitate before judging someone purely on one statistic but it's difficult to imagine how one amasses that sort of money ethically. If I asked you to think of a billionaire that you would leave in charge of children, who would you pick? Bill Gates perhaps, Warren Buffet? It's slim pickings.
  Jon Ronson advanced the idea that psychopathy is over-represented in the CEO class and presented some compelling examples in his book, The Psychopath Test.
  
  If I asked you to think of a billionaire that you would leave in charge of children, who would you pick? Bill Gates perhaps
  Bill flew on the Lolita Express repeatedly, so I hope nobody chooses that one
  
  it’s difficult to imagine how one amasses that sort of money ethically
  It simply can't be done. How can it be ethical to earn millions times more than you could ever need, while others are in need of it. That's unethical regardless of if how it was earned. Not a big Jesus fan, but he's quite right about the need to share with those in need.
  
  Inb4 a lunch mobb forms for Billionaire George Lucas...

Is Musk becoming the new Mike Lindell? I hope so.

Really glad to see Elon Musk getting absolutely fucked. Let's have more of that.
- Let's be clear: he's the one fucking himself
  
  Good
  
  Even more beautiful.
  
  I find it hard to imagine how someone like Musk with infinite tiny-dick energy could fuck anything. Let alone himself.
  
  It's a start.
- It’s America getting fucked, not him.
  Keep in mind he might be working for them doing this on purpose to us.
  We just know he doesn’t care about America.
  
  Might? Elon Musk has been in regular contact with Putin for two years
  However, he's obviously destroying the US government and bureaucracy right now, but I don't think he's destroying his own businesses on purpose. He's just dumb.
- Thing is, he's not. He can, and has, lose more money than I'll ever see and not have any change in lifestyle.
  It simply doesn't effect him. All of his companies could collapse completely tomorrow and he probably wouldn't even notice (financially speaking).
  
  He may not notice the financial loss but at the amount of money he's trying to amass money isn't the point. Power and control are the point. If his companies go under he'll loose a lot of power and influence and I'm not sure his ego could handle that. He seems to crave attention of any kind. I'd be happy if he were reduced to a regular very rich guy with nothing of consequence to say anymore.
  
  Musk is one of the few billionaire who made his money via meme stock. He is proving to be pretty stupid so it wouldn't surprise me if he lose it all.
  Best to think of him as a lottery winner not some capitalists genius. Plenty of examples of them going broke.
  
  Affect and effect are not the same word.

He just fucked with the wrong Mexican.

Edit: Lemmy has trouble with gif?
- I dont think thats the case. Maybe the client you are using has problems with it?
- Not in my experience

That must count as the most financially ruinous tweet ever. Serves Elon right for being a total prick.
- Wasn’t president Musk’s announcement that he was going to BUY twitter a tweet? Seeing as it’s worth fuck-all now that’s in the running.
  
  Yeah though his total demolition of the company wasn’t done by that tweet. He had to keep making bad decisions for that!
  
  tbf the tweet itsself didnt cause the downfall though.

Elon musk must have read Art of the deal recently, it’s obvious in his recent business dealings
- this is what happens when you run a government the way you're used to running the monopoly you own. "hardball" doesn't work on the global stage.
  
  Or when courts immediately reinstate the people his cuck-ass tried to fire.
- More like Art of Seduction. Dude is going around being megadouche, negging people and trying to make up for it with cheesy magic tricks.
- It's a badly translated Art of War
  
  Just replaced every instance of the word "war" with "deal"

Best heavy blow for Tsarlink

"Dear Slim, I wrote you, but you still ain't callin'..."

Good. Unfortunately, it just means Elon will be enraged to decimate America further.
Really hoping for a Player 2. I'd do it myself but I'm a terrible shot.
- You miss 100% of the shots you dont take!
  
  Haha. I went to the range the other day thinking, "It can't be that hard to somewhat hit the targets, right??"
  It was awful. I could never hit the same spot twice with a pistol. Even with a rifle and slowly aiming I still couldn't. I need more practice I guess.
  Suffice it to say, buying a pistol from home defense was stupid, I won't even be able to hit anything. I should've gotten a shotgun.

That's called "voting with your wallet". Everyone should do that! Here in Europe we tanked Tesla sales. Rich and poor - everyone can do what's right.
- Not everyone's wallet has that kind of pull.
  
  Here's the thing... there's more of us than there are of them. That's why they're so desperate to keep our collective attention elsewhere and to cause division or people might recognize just how strong they could be collectively.
  Even collectively we might not have billions of dollars, but it doesn't take billions to crater a company or an industry. Just takes not paying into the system; it'll collapse on its own.
  I get you can't boycott everything because you need food and water to survive, but people aren't helpless.
  
  Dude, how do you think they got that money in the first place, bumming everybody out isn’t the move, please delete this post
  
  Poor excuse.

You love to see it

Sauce please? Because that is fucking amazing!
- https://www.msn.com/en-us/technology/tech-companies/mexican-billionaire-carlos-slim-cuts-ties-with-elon-musk-s-starlink-costing-musk-7-billion-after-controversial-tweet/ar-AA1zWshm
  
  Thank you!

Musk is a deranged idiot

He must have checked his list of criminal dealings, saw that Musk was on it, and decided to correct it.

https://monterreydailypost.com/2025/02/24/carlos-slim-orders-to-cancel-his-collaboration-with-elon-musks-starlink/

I don't have a business degree, so can someone help me understand if this is how you win at stonks?
- I can but first I'm going to need you to wire me $150 usd.
  
  Don’t worry, unlike this guy above I know about a really lucrative cryptocoin you should put all your money into. It’s totally going to take off, saw it on Rogan
  
  I'll do it for $149.

Jesus dude... if you want to piss away your money, I'd take a couple hundred million
- Turns out being a Nazi is bad for business in the 'globalist' 21st century.

Thanks Carlos!
- Slim might be one of the coolest rich guys around. He put up a museum in Mexico city and it's free. For everyone, all the time.
  
  Billionaires used to do that kind of thing all the time when they knew they could either walk the street a hero or a target. Mexican billionaires still live in reality it seems.

I love to see Musk get punched where it counts!
- We would needs much bigger fist for elon to notice. This is like any normal person losing $0.10
  
  The 30 billion in losses here are almost 10% of his net worth. That's a bit more than 0.10 dollars to most people.

Musk will most likely blame it on South African apartheid and him being discriminated against.
Keep it up world. Bankrupt Musk. Let’s make the world’s richest man, the poorest. Rob him of absolutely everything.
- Were white South Africans negatively impacted by the apartheid system or does he enjoy reframing his privilege as oppression like a whiny little bitch?
  Just from the way the man speaks you can tell there's so much self doubt as his conscience cries out to admit the fraud that he is.

Oh no! Anyway I made fantastic Swedish coffee at this morning, really delicious, I can say.
- Is that the one with the egg inside? I'd be willing to try it once, but tbh, sounds like a waste of both perfectly good egg and perfectly good coffee.
  
  No, it’s just common Löfbergs coffee sold here. I think it’s the best coffee you can buy. It’s originated from Sweden.

It’s sad how happy this makes me…. Oh well.

I like seeing good news.
- Seriously, what is this feeling?
  
  Schadenfreude, most likely.

Blessed be our own latino billionaire god. May Carlos Slim corporatocracy reign supreme over Musk's

Pot calling the kettle black, eh?
- Russia's useful tech bro idiot really doesn't need to comment on the company other people keep.

Look just because he has a great ganster name doesn't mean he's more corrupt than a normal billionaire
- If your more aware of Hispanic culture you'd know he has a very down home family name, Flaco is a pretty common family nickname, the gangster names in Mexico are usually animals, or insulting kind of monikers like ''female pig'' and ''frog face'' or ''dumb accent guy with huge eyebrows''
  
  I guess that Musk and Trump will be fashionable names in underworld Mexico a decade from now. You can't go much lower than these two. "I am sending Trump across the border to smuggle ketamine to Musk."
  
  No I meant "slim" but maybe that's more of a italian mafia kind of name
- I mean he's a media billionaire so not awesome, but I don't think he's a Nazi.

But all the MAGAts thinks he's a really cool boy they can all laugh at white only memes with right? It was all worth it! Right? What a fucking clown.

Heil!
Genius at work...