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The Picard Maneuver @lemmy.world

2mo ago

Green flag?

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You do what with your cows???
- He keeps them satisfied
  
  Fully satisfied? I NEED ANSWERS!!!!
- Whatever is needed

I found who he's looking for:
- Such a good era for cartoons!

Spoiler: he’s actually just looking to buy another cow

There is a fetish going on here, but I'm not sure which.
- Hucow

Nothing says prime dating material like calling women heifers. I’m shocked he even has to use an app to get dates.
Lib has only been going on for what, 50yrs or so? After centuries of bullshit and borderline slavery. Too soon.
- Nothing says confidence and humor like calling women heifers in the context of cows. I think it's fun and in good humor but I guess some people can get butthurt over it.
  
  Weeds out the butthurt people immediately. Life's too short to take yourself seriously
  
  Weird way to phrase it, but yeah it's potentially a green flag.
  Or a red one when you find out he's not fucking joking! Schrodinger's Flag?
  Half green, half red when you find out he means he likes his ladies large?
- Well there, pilgrim, seems like you got a chip on your shoulder, wah-ha
- Lol great bait mate
  
  It's master bait.
- I’m shocked he even has to use an app to get dates.
  Stop attacking random people. I haven't done anything to you.

Instructions unclear, got my dick stuck in yo moma

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