Billionaire Anti-Aging Zealot Shares Data on Son’s Erections
The eccentric former tech CEO famous for his anti-aging efforts compared his nocturnal erections to his 19-year-old son’s.
What a fucking weirdo.
Apparently he is a narcissist
The dude gets weekly dick injections which he classifies as 9.5 out of 10 on a pain scale.
Weekly.
Dude is a fucking moron.
9.5 out of 10. In his dick.
Has anyone asked him why he wants to live forever if that's what it takes?
Probably because he knows he can't take his wealth with him in death.
What's the point of being pointlessly wealthy if you can't be pointlessly wealthy forever?
My guess is he wants to live forever because he feels he has made no contribution to the world, or does not feel a sense of fulfillment and purpose from raising his family. Maybe he feels cracking the secret could be his contribution, or maybe he thinks he can find meaning in his life, given enough time.
I truly hope that these people start getting massive organ failure and shit because of all of this experimental garbage they put into their bodies.
It sounds like the dude just has a CBT fetish and doesn't want to admit it.
It's like those showerthought ultimatums : You can choose to gain eternal life, but every day your dick is the subject of the worst pain you've ever felt.
I'm going to laugh when he dies of self inflicted dick infection.
He looks healthy enough to be a real snack for whoever gets to eat the rich
Just not the dick. According to this article he gets weekly penis injections, but it doesn't say of what.
Screw that health food shit, I want fucking bar food.
It's completely normal father-son bonding. Find a different slant.
I'm about to be 40. I smoke. I don't exercise. I eat like shit.
I get erections like I was still in puberty and am horny pretty much 24/7. When the fuck does this shit stop?
I'm 47 and still get morning wood and very horny 24/7 it's normal for you if it's always been how you are.
Just so you know though. I exercise and eat right. Smoking, not exercising and eating like shit are all taxes against your future self.
Hey, for real, tho. You should quit smoking. Just get the starter pack of chantix, follow the directions, and be sure to eat before taking it. It's really not that hard and the stupid chantix side effects go away once you stopped taking it.
I want to see this happen. You can do it. And if trump brings down the whole house we can both go grab a pack of cigs.
why would you want it to stop...?
Time to check your prostate. Could be hormonal imbalance.
I check it daily. Doesn't feel any different. 🤷🏻♂️
Got any kids?
i saw him on two separate youtube channels: Magnus Midtbø (norwegian climber) and Will Tennyson (bodybuilding vlogger)
in both cases, they were invited by Bryan Johnson to his lair, going through his routine. it felt like a surreal cringe fest of zero social awareness. Bryan was permanently looking for some kind of validation, comparing his skills to his guest, or asking the various personal trainers / doctors if he beat some younger age category, etc.
everything he does can't be healthy and i wouldn't call what he does "living". he's bound to a 24h program where everything is planned down to the minute.
Dorian Gray's dilemma.
On a related note, I was just searching fdroid for a signal app. I didn't find one, but I did find an app that tracks your Morning Wood
Didn't think you were serious.
encouraging collaboration and innovation
Yes, let's "collaborate" in regard to our morning wood.
"Hay bro, would you mind 'innovating' with my erection this morning? No homo"
Lol and you're downloading it!
Does it require a sensor? Do they wear a fleshlight to bed? Is it camera based?
So many questions.
Also, theDailyBeast reporting on morning wood is quality humor from the matrix.
I'm sure it works like period trackers. You input the data manually
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I don't mind this guy. He's basically committing his time, money, and body towards being a guinea pig exploring means that could benefit us all. I do understand there are some arguments to be had about some less-than-scientific approaches to his experiments, but I don't think it totally negates the value.
Also, oh no, talking openly about penis health is uncomfortable to puritanical Western norms.
Talking about your dick is one thing. Talking about your sons dick and using your sons blood is just fucking creepy. Hope the kid gets good therapy for this crazy shit.
Fwiw, kid is 19 and seems fully on board.
I like when Ordinary Things had a look at him. I can't help but agree with his effort, even if his methods and theories leave a lot to be desired.
On a scale of billionaires most destructive to society, he seems to be very low on the list. One might argue he's on the list of ones at least being minorly beneficial.
But, you know, people will hate. And those people are also likely contributing little of value to society.
Yeah I don’t know enough about him, just glances at bits of content over time, but I agree. History is full of such over enthusiastic tinkerers who subject themselves to ridiculous experiments but every now and then they learn something useful. It is cringeworthy, though, and not ok if foisted on others.
This isn’t really about dick problems, though. Check the news, check socials, many people are perfectly fine these days talking about dick problems and scientifically accepted solutions.
Yeah, that's a perfectly normal thing to do.
I couldn't get through more than about a paragraph before getting prompted to subscribe so I'm still little confused.
Why get measurements of your child's erections in the first place? How does this son feel about his PHI being shared all over the internet? Hard to imagine anyone being okay with that.
i didn't get any prompts, and read the article, so i'll quickly answer.
Phallocentric longevity scheme is my new band name. PLS!
While I do kind of like the idea of having data on random bodily functions like erections, can't say I'd be willing to share that data with my parents or the world.
If your oncle on FB does its wierd , but once your wierd oncle becomes milliardaire, he ll be called Anti Aging Zealot all over Internet
Lol idk why but I find it so funny that you are speaking English with French nouns.
That’s just Canada
Fucking weirdos
Super gross
Immortality is a daily pain in the dick.
Jesus fuck. Why would anyone want to live forever, anyway?
I want optional mortality, yes. https://www.fullmoon.nu/Resurrection/PrimarySpecies.html
But, I gotta say, I don't want to spend literally all my time just surviving, which seems to be this anti-aging zealot's day.
Living day-to-day life like a Diablo minmaxer.
Would you like to live one extra year than your otherwise normal lifespan? Yeah?
Yeah that's pretty much why.
No, there's too many dudes like him on the planet.
Clear them out and we'll readdress the question.
Idk, if I could live forever, I'd like to witness the history of humanity, ala Doctor Who.
i think most people don't really want to die. and they like living for all sorts of reasons. i hope you can think of at least a few reasons you'd like to go on living as well.
Freddy, is that you?
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…who the fuck cares?
I mean he's trying to find the healthiest things to help people live longer.
I'm not sure about the dick thing. But he's carrying out many experiments with food, sleep habits etc.
Although you're only focusing on the erection thing. Which seems a small part of the research.
I don't think he deserves backlash for trying to help people generally
Is he though? He does so many things at once and only on himself. I don't think you can call that research.
Also let's be real. He's not trying to help anyone but himself. If he ever does find some miracle cure that significantly slows aging, you can bet your ass that he'll charge so much for it that only his billionaire cronies will be able to afford it
And what useful data comes from one rich asshole trying EVERYTHING? This is not science, it's existential desperation sprinkled on a soufflé of wealth and cringe.
that 2nd sentence is pure poetry 👌
Why are you so angry at him?
He's literally trying to make people live longer.
I don't see why you're calling him vulgar names.
He's trying many things to see what works and what doesn't.
Your vitriol seems misplaced and I don't understand your aggression towards someone trying to be helpful to society in general. It's bizarre.
Experiments with a sample size of 1 are basically useless.
I appreciate his data collection and experimentation, although plenty of the data is anecdotal and the number of simultaneous experiments in a complex system is gonna make parsing out protocols a chore.
I agree with you and don’t know why people pile on against you. Is the guy cringey? Sure. Would it be more useful to humanity if he just donated his money to existing and more reputable research? For sure. But he’s just tinkering on himself, which is his right, and shares what he learns.
Is he misguided and a quack who may not learn anything? Maybe, but sometimes it’s the crazy folks who go against the grain that stumble on some good ideas.
Also, if anything he tries is interesting, yes of course he’s just a sample size of 1 - the idea is that other people could research it further.
(I think him roping other people in like his kid isn’t great)
sometimes it’s the crazy folks who go against the grain that stumble on some good ideas
The chances of that happening in real life are close to nil. Sometimes, people who actually know what they're doing are mistaken or mischaracterized as crazy, but it's not all that hard to distinguish them from cranks. And even among those with the technical or scientific competency to actually do things right, people often make wrong hypotheses. Science is hard.
You can just say you have low intelligence and fundamentally do not understand the concept of peer reviewed reproducible science.
It’s shorter.
Well then you appear to be the unintelligent one. Or just a shill for the fast food industry that he's threatening trying to make people better.
Because it IS peer reviewed.
Peer Reviewed and Independently Validated.
On his own website
https://blueprint.bryanjohnson.com/?srsltid=AfmBOoprwrlBC5e2ui3tNzT0pfOaOL79VbLq4rWM8ya7XvATJVnYAZ5k
What you're doing is insidious.
You're fighting for making people ill.