"once a women turns 19, she may as well be postmenopausal"

"I'm Chris Hansen and I need you to take a seat right over there."

FBI needs to pay attention to that man's search history...

Thinking the exact same thing. Wouldn't be surprised if he already isn't allowed within 50 miles of a school.

Incel Pedos telling on themselves. They can't seem to help but say they are some of the worst pieces of shit.

Quality post OP.

When does one become a crone? Or is that for specifically when you forsake society to live in the wilds?

When you Luigi assholes like this, but with herbs and magic. Bonus points if you can poison with mushrooms, as that thematically fits both crones and Luigi.
When they first get pubes according to these fucking weirdos.
Crone is more about personality
Be the Crone your heart wants you to be. Pointing a shaking finger while muttering at your enemies helps
- Get outta my swamp you kids!

the arguably cooler sounding "Spinster"

You spin me right round, baby, right round...

Wasn’t spinster some old school slang in like the 1920s or something about women who didn’t settle down right away? Or am I hallucinating
- It's quite a bit older than that. 1800s, I believe? A "spinster" was a women who got a job spinning/weaving fabric, which was one of the few jobs women were allowed at the time, and they were paid for it! Very well, iirc.
  
  So a woman earning her own income and able to support herself, not being required to marry in order to live comfortably.
- Yes, and well before that too. It meant an unmarried adult woman over the age of _____. (Here is where the discrepancy lies.) It was always true for an elderly woman. But could sometimes be applied all the way down to age 30, especially if you go far enough back that you were expected to be married in your 20s. (And if you weren't, there must be something wrong with you.)
Like a record baby
Don’t forget the queen spinster, Spindarella!
Coreofmidas does deliver some gold once in a while.

I hate how there's always some bizarre new term people are using for weird and bad reasons. "Foid". I can guess it's some weird demeaning term for women but still what the fucking fuck.

It's short for "Femoid", which is itself short for "Feminine humanoid".
- Yeah that's what I figured. Bizarre all around. "Femoid" was too long for these pricks.
Can't speak to every state, but over here Firearm Owners Identification cards are 9-years expired when they turn 19

People misspelling 'woman' annoys the hell out of me. It's literally 'man' prefixed by 'wo'. I don't know what bizarre process could lead to using 'women' instead. And it's nearly always these Andrew-Tate-loving pound shop alphas.

That and "should of" should be punishable by getting your hand cut off.
- Their not the only ones who should be punished!
- Read: "head cut off" and agreed. Sry for that.
I feel like this image has more to be upset about than misnumbering the word woman.
The difference is that one is singular and one is plural. "Theres a group of women" and "Theres a singlular woman"

People do often get the usage wrong but its not being misspelled.
I recall a particular time period in early-ish smartphone history when the stupid thing tried to correct every instance of woman in my emails to "roman" for some weird reason so that one might just be auto-correct gone stupid again.
And it's nearly always these Andrew-Tate-loving pound shop alphas.

Nah, it's not that deep--tons of men and women make this particular mistake (writing "women" when intending to use the singular "woman") for some bizarre reason. I've observed this phenomenon for well over a decade. Notably, I've never really seen someone write "woman" when they mean "women", only the other direction. And never with man/men at all. Very odd, specific error.

Maybe it's a "should of"-type mistake, I can only guess. But what I know for sure is that it's a very common mistake, and almost certainly unintentional.

I thought we all agreed up until 29 years 364 days it's babe and after that it's milf

This implies the existence of the rare 29-year-old leap milf
- "Leap milf" is just an alternative definition for a cougar
- Imagine the rule 34 on that one. You better bet fans are going to want proof...
Wasn't there a scandal in Germany that 45% of MILF pornstars don't actually have any children?
- I can ease your mind, it's only 38%. https://www.der-postillon.com/2012/07/skandal-erschuttert-pornoszene-38.html?m=1
- https://www.der-postillon.com/2012/07/skandal-erschuttert-pornoszene-38.html It was a headline on a German satire site once.
If one is over 30 and doesn’t have children are they still a milf by default?
- still milf, M for Mature
- No, they have chosen the Cougar skill path.
Woman needs to be old enough for her kids' friends to think she's hot to be a milf.
- So, for some women, that might be as early as 25
- I figured it was that she just needs to have kids. As long as she's a mom and somebody wants to fuck her, right?

Accidental compliment to a bunch of forty-somethings.