Advice for the newcomers: Do NOT disclose your family crest nor your fursona nor your steak subscription

I don't give a fuck, I'm gonna show my crest with pride!

Now this is getting into the Hexbear deeplore. I can remember browsing new when I read the accusation post and thought chapo.chat was absolutely done for

what is the lore?
- an admin doxxed themselves with hyper specific information
- a weirdo accused one of the first admins of doing pederastization to them, and their proof that it was real was a bunch of random facts from the admin's old reddit account, and for some reason that was convincing.
I remember reading it and being like "this is obviously fake why don't they just delete this lol"
- right? iirc the dude was vegan so he didn’t even eat steaks wtf

never logging off and posting at all hours of the day and night is an opsec strategy to hide your timezone

just use a shared account
- The best opsec

DO disclose that your apes are gone

And don't brag about your outdoor cat.

Or mention liking dogs
- I like dogs
- Dogs are cool mention liking dogs a lot please.

What about disclosing my easy and quick homemade chocolate bark recipe for tasty cannabis edibles with a really good kick to them?

Well, the chocolate part is easy and quick. Preparing the cannabis coconut oil is more complex. This recipe assumes you've made that already.

100g cannabis-infused coconut oil (Dilute the infused coconut oil with normal virgin coconut oil for a more mild effect. 50/50 is a good starting point.)
75g cocoa powder
50g maple syrup (Substitute pure honey for the maple syrup if that's easier to get where you live.)
5g vanilla extract
5g sunflower lecithin

Line a 20cm by 20cm cake pan with aluminum foil. Melt the coconut oil on low heat in a saucepan (preferably one with a spout). When the oil is completely liquid, add the other ingredients together and keep on low heat. Mix very thoroughly.

When the melted chocolate is completely smooth, pour it into the cake pan and level it. Put it in a freezer immediately and keep it there. It will keep for at least several weeks, probably longer.

Can I use olive oil I've used in foodplay with my partner? I hate letting things go to waste
- Olive oil would work fine for the infusion process according to a recipe guide put out by the company I bought my infusing machine and decarb box kit from. I swear I don't work for them, I just like having a machine do the work instead of spending an entire day in the kitchen monitoring the process myself.
  I've never tried it so I have no idea what the taste would be like in chocolate edibles. I usually do refined coconut oil for infusing and virgin coconut oil for diluting. But from a bit of googling it looks like a lot of chocolatiers like using olive oil.
I'm sorry, the feds will be able to trace you from the maple syrup alone. It's too late for you now, comrade
Any thoughts on the seasonal addition of peppermint to grant +1d4 on all Festiveness rolls?
- Oh, that is a fun idea. I'm going to do that.

with the influx of new users i expect a big uptick in the number of "hexbear is dying" posts in the coming year

That which is dead may never die!
I love how the new users profiles make it clear they're from bluesky. They all have texts that seem very public social mediaey. It's cute!

Also avoid admitting to enjoying any mainstream television show.

UlyssesT is currently logged off again, so you should be safe for now.
I remember being incredibly confused when people kept talking about gamba and I kept imagining the shrimp.
- i doxxed ulyssesT his name is luigi's mansion
- I really miss his rants about SC if he could just like come back once a month so i could just get a lil taste of that distilled hate.
  UlyssesT
- I have to say the whole Barry incident was pretty fucking funny
The 1488th type of liberalism
I enjoyed watching andor for like the few episodes I pirated before I got distracted for a few years.
I probably should finish watching it sometime.
- It's good and the episodes are sort of split into arcs. The prison arc is the best

I forgot about the family crest lol also don't disclose that you work for raytheon

He worked for raytheon?
- No that was someone else

Shit, too late with the fursona part

My family crest is the crest of Cichol, I don't have a fursona, and I don't have a steak subscription but if I was gonna have some kind of food subscription it's probably be for different kinds of coffee and tea.