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RNAi [he/him] @hexbear.net

2mo ago

Advice for the newcomers: Do NOT disclose your family crest nor your fursona nor your steak subscription

Nor your steak subscription

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I don't give a fuck, I'm gonna show my crest with pride!

Now this is getting into the Hexbear deeplore. I can remember browsing new when I read the accusation post and thought chapo.chat was absolutely done for
- what is the lore?
  
  an admin doxxed themselves with hyper specific information
  
  a weirdo accused one of the first admins of doing pederastization to them, and their proof that it was real was a bunch of random facts from the admin's old reddit account, and for some reason that was convincing.
- I remember reading it and being like "this is obviously fake why don't they just delete this lol"
  
  right? iirc the dude was vegan so he didn’t even eat steaks wtf

never logging off and posting at all hours of the day and night is an opsec strategy to hide your timezone
- just use a shared account
  
  The best opsec

DO disclose that your apes are gone

And don't brag about your outdoor cat.
- Or mention liking dogs
  
  I like dogs
  
  Dogs are cool mention liking dogs a lot please.

What about disclosing my easy and quick homemade chocolate bark recipe for tasty cannabis edibles with a really good kick to them?
Well, the chocolate part is easy and quick. Preparing the cannabis coconut oil is more complex. This recipe assumes you've made that already.
100g cannabis-infused coconut oil (Dilute the infused coconut oil with normal virgin coconut oil for a more mild effect. 50/50 is a good starting point.)
75g cocoa powder
50g maple syrup (Substitute pure honey for the maple syrup if that's easier to get where you live.)
5g vanilla extract
5g sunflower lecithin
Line a 20cm by 20cm cake pan with aluminum foil. Melt the coconut oil on low heat in a saucepan (preferably one with a spout). When the oil is completely liquid, add the other ingredients together and keep on low heat. Mix very thoroughly.
When the melted chocolate is completely smooth, pour it into the cake pan and level it. Put it in a freezer immediately and keep it there. It will keep for at least several weeks, probably longer.
- Can I use olive oil I've used in foodplay with my partner? I hate letting things go to waste
  
  Olive oil would work fine for the infusion process according to a recipe guide put out by the company I bought my infusing machine and decarb box kit from. I swear I don't work for them, I just like having a machine do the work instead of spending an entire day in the kitchen monitoring the process myself.
  I've never tried it so I have no idea what the taste would be like in chocolate edibles. I usually do refined coconut oil for infusing and virgin coconut oil for diluting. But from a bit of googling it looks like a lot of chocolatiers like using olive oil.
- I'm sorry, the feds will be able to trace you from the maple syrup alone. It's too late for you now, comrade
- Any thoughts on the seasonal addition of peppermint to grant +1d4 on all Festiveness rolls?
  
  Oh, that is a fun idea. I'm going to do that.

Also avoid admitting to enjoying any mainstream television show.
- UlyssesT is currently logged off again, so you should be safe for now.
  I remember being incredibly confused when people kept talking about gamba and I kept imagining the shrimp.
  
  i doxxed ulyssesT his name is luigi's mansion
  
  I really miss his rants about SC if he could just like come back once a month so i could just get a lil taste of that distilled hate.
  UlyssesT
  
  I have to say the whole Barry incident was pretty fucking funny
- The 1488th type of liberalism
- I enjoyed watching andor for like the few episodes I pirated before I got distracted for a few years.
  I probably should finish watching it sometime.
  
  It's good and the episodes are sort of split into arcs. The prison arc is the best

with the influx of new users i expect a big uptick in the number of "hexbear is dying" posts in the coming year
- That which is dead may never die!
- I love how the new users profiles make it clear they're from bluesky. They all have texts that seem very public social mediaey. It's cute!

I forgot about the family crest lol also don't disclose that you work for raytheon
- He worked for raytheon?
  
  No that was someone else

Shit, too late with the fursona part

My family crest is the crest of Cichol, I don't have a fursona, and I don't have a steak subscription but if I was gonna have some kind of food subscription it's probably be for different kinds of coffee and tea.
Also never ask about the best rock stacking techniques on hexbear

You can give us your fursonas
It definitely doesn't work like giving the fae your name!
- Like the EarthSea universe thing

Quarterly, I: Gules, a lion rampant queue fourch erect facing sinister Argent, armed and langued Or outlined Sable, crowned Or outlined Sable; II: Or, an eagle Sable charged with across its breast and wings a crescent Argent upward pointing with a crosslet Argent attached rising from the middle; III: Or, a capital letter 'W' Sable serifed; IV: Gules, the head and shoulders of St. John the Evangelist gardant Argent, with youthful face and long hair Argent outlined Sable and with halo Or outlined Sable, issuant from an inverted crown Or outlined Sable. Surmounting all at center a roundel Argent, double-bordered in Sable, charged with St. John the Baptist's head Argent, with beard and hair Sable, semi-gardant turned toward the dexter.
- Making family crests was what people like the pepsi
  grifter did before pepsi

Just post about your favourite condiments instead. I'll start, Marmite is cool and good 😎
- I prefer knorr cubes
  
  do you crush them up and sprinkle them over your food or just use them whole like croutons?
  
  Salt lick for me, please
  
  Do you have a deal with them and Marco Pierre White by any chance?
  https://www.knorr.com/ie/tips-and-tricks/the-marco-chicken-challenge.html

I bear the Crest of Timotheos, I don't have a fursona, and :im-vegan:

That's a deep cut.

my family crest is a guy with diarrhea it's me i'm the guy i ate too many french fries last night

Real as fuck

My family crest is Clan Chattan, my fursona is a chaos dragon, I don't eat steak unless you count mushroom steak yim yum
- You always see Chaos Dragons. I wonder what an Order Dragon would look like? Dressed in full judicial robes, or each bodily feature an exact Golden Ratio size?
  
  Order Dragon: For Furries, By Furries DoorDash competitor.
  
  Probably an imperial dragon
- that lion's mane steak 🥵

I upload pics and memes from my phone b/c shitpostin is NOT UH CRIME

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