I stole your penis and you cant stop me dont even try punk
I stole your penis and you cant stop me dont even try punk
Haha its mine now get wrecked dweeb
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"what's your argument?"
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dude wtf i was gonna use that later
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Pffft no you weren't
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Couldn't you at least have had the decency to also take my balls? I fucking hate those things.
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Maybe. If I can find someone to pawn them off to.
Yo any trans men here want some free balls? Balls! Get ya balls here! Come to Dirt_Owls Krazy Ball Shack and get ya first pair o' balls half off. Wow, with prices this good, I must be KUH-RAAAAAZY! camera spins wildly
I have evolved into a used genitals salesperson
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Got any cloacae? Been thinking about upgrading to the one-hole solution.
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honestly
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Now I can't piss
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Haha no piss no piss
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Ok but watch out, it bites
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WHAT?! WHY?!
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I don't know. I've been worried that it might have rabies after a raccoon bit it (long story, nothing weird)
Good luck!
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I now have collected a total of 5 penises
This is going to be great for the polycule
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Wait if you have it what is this thing between my legs??
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can you take the balls too x
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okay just remember to feed it twice a day. Dry kibble only.
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Oh so THATS why I don't have one. I thought I was just broken
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oh thank god
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Free SRS penectomy
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I just checked and it's still there
Unless you mean the title deed but that's stashed away in my safe deposit box
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NFT but for penis.
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NFT-nis
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I replaced it with a fake one when you weren't looking.
If you check, it says property of A DWEEB underneath
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But I am a dweeb
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Not again
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Bro you can keep it!
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never had one
you want my boobs? they give me really bad back issues.-
You too?
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im gonna get them off at some point, surgery is scary though.
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I'm a body without organs
I finally understand Deleuze
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This is a common fear/curse in many cultures. I'm happy to see us returning to our roots and I believe that makes you a witch Dirt_Owl.
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yeah you also stole my oat milk
how am i going to have breakfast
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What are you going to do, peg me with it?
(betrayal. unimaginable. bent over and fucked... with my own damn penis.)
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If you get any extra lmk, always wanted to have one for myself
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