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ComradeSharkfucker @lemmy.ml

5mo ago

It's so over

😔

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Does this sex having require another person or does my couch count?
- Interesting question, JD.
  
  I just can’t. This trope is sofa king stupid

Asexuals: "Guess I'll just die then."
- Asexuals can have sex... I mean I don't, but it is an option, we just don't feel sexual attraction. Edit: so yeah, I guess I will die now. I forgot the point.
  
  Curious. I've got some questions.
  I'm attracted to women, though I like futas too. Men however gross me out when I think of them touching me. Do you feel grossed out at all by the thought of either or both genders touching or having sex with you?
- Ironically, the article claims the opposite - having sporadic (as opposed to regular or no) sex can trigger an heart attack.
  So just don't things half way.
  
  A good example of a time where you really need to full-ass it.

- Join the other team; we don't even bother with talking most of the time. Lol
  
  Where I come from you don't get to choose your team.

- When you gotta Gunpla, you gotta Gunpla.

Corelation or causation
- Reading the actual article , it seems that the issue is doing some... strenuous physical activity when you are not used to it can trigger heart attacks.

Just crank your hog man

@sharkfucker420
I don’t really know if it is really true, but I’m not taking any chances.

Seems unlikely given that ascetic hermits around the world are known for living to a ripe old age.
- Why do you assume they don't have sex? It doesn't specify what they need to have sex with...

Probably a correlation though, not cause
- This does insinuate that a high-risk of heart attack causes sexlessness.
  Better stock up on advil.
  
  Not true. It might be that people with illnesses that cause a higher risk of heart attacks can also make it more difficult for them to go out and meet people due to low mobility or chronic pain or fatigue.

I'm a sceptic.
- If this were true I would already have had like 19 heart attacks by now

Username checks out....maybe

Don't worry OP, there are plenty of sharks in the sea.

Loneliness kills, if you're lonely you're probably having zero sex.
- Support your local hookers! lol
  
  Performance anxiety and being broke AF prevents me from supporting my local sex workers. Chance of heart attack is through the roof

All my exes are from Side 3

Most people dont have heart attacks, so 2.5 times that is not really much.

Oh fuck.

Rip Nicol 😔

Bullshit

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