Uhhn yeah I'm about to reach orbit, keep sucking unnnggn
This is what it feels like when my cat cuddles on me (she fucking reeks horribly, total stink)
My nephew ate a big bag of red 3 candy once and he started hulking tf out, except he was red instead of green and he threw the coffee table through the sliding glass door
Saying this hurts your argument dude like what kinda freak says that shit?
Death stranding was straight up the worst game I've ever played. kojima is a hack
Fuck! That drone was just some chump? I'm telling the boys we got the block back!!
Lmaooo these dingos think Kim jong un will holler at them if they suck his e-weiner enough
Wanted to play halo but I had uninstalled it to make space so I played prodeus instead. Close enough
Real talk I do wish I wasn't exposed to porn at such a young age.
Hey Siri, please generate 900 pages of gollum porn
I was a super weird, isolated and badly socialized abused kid with nearly unlimited internet access from a way-too-young-age and looking back I think I had a lot of conversations with adults like this where they were checking to make sure I wasn't going off the deep end
Real talk, how is stupid any less ableist than retard? Same meaning, same origin. It's like telling people to stop calling black people n-words, call them coons instead. Pretty silly imo!
It's windows derangement syndrome, sadly afflicts many on the lemmyverse
nevaseerius @sh.itjust.works If you're snooping my profile because I made you mad, you got played my friend 👋 😂