Lost_My_Mind @ Lost_My_Mind @lemmy.world

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Well not with the cost of eggs these days!!!

......wait......I think I just uncovered a completely insane but also totally logical conspiracy theory.

THATS WHY EGGS ARE SO EXPENSIVE!!! TRUMP DOESN'T WANT TO PAY EXTRA HOURS FOR CLEANERS TO CLEAN HIS BUILDINGS WINDOWS EVERY 5 MINUTES!!!

Does that check out, or am I just high?

I see it now...but it kinda looks like a dragon.

Only into an active volcano

you grain money

Is that why the kids have been calling money "bread"?

2 dogs on the right: Yeah, yeah we get it. We fully know he's a cat, but Tony likes him, and if Tony vetted him, he's cool with us.

Cat: Wow this snow is cold! Ahhhh, this is SO COLD!!!

Tony (dog on the left): THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN!!! THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOOOoooOOOOoooooWWWWNNNN!!!

All 3 dogs AWWOOOOO!!!! (you know, because they're huskeys, and dramatic)

You should stay home. Everything the Switch 2 has shown me has been disapointing. I WANT to like Switch 2. I just don't.

Also why isn't it called the "Switcharoo"???

Iwata is missed.

Anything is a mug if your willing to drink out of it.

My butthole for instance.

Put this guy as the head of marketing. Now Greenland and Canada can join in. I know they want to get in on the fun!

50 states, 50 protests, 1 movement.

Ireland: "Can we join in?"

I mean, I appriciate the support, but now we need a new name.

50+Ireland501 just doesn't have the same ring to it.

In reality, what we'll be ordering from McDonalds is nothing. Because ew.

Yes.

I'm reading this while on a bus packed to the brim of people going downtown for a protest.

I read this exactly as you did.

I see commitment. I see improvement. I see weight loss. The slider is going in the right direction.

Ok.....as someone who spent 2023 with stage 4 cancer, and had to fight to beat it, WHY is it that every food wants to kill us??? How is it that every food causes cancer???

You have no idea how frustrating it is to eat healthy, and then find out "oh, actually, no. That causes cancer!"

I just started going to the gym for the first time 2 weeks ago.

First day I said "I'll do some dumbells. Where should I start? 50lbs?"

Mistake.

I kept sizing down on that first day until I could find something that I could lift on each arm for 20 reps. Then I take a 5 minute break. And do another 20.

I had to keep sizing down until I got to 10. By the middle of the week I got to 15.

And then this past week I got to 20.

I tried the 25, but tapped out around 13 reps. So not there yet. Maybe this week.

obnoxious voice

HEY! IT COULD HAPPEN!!! YOU DON'T KNOW!!! SHUT UP!!!

/s

I don't think I'm seeing the value here. Why would you want to track him?

This makes me feel old. I came from a time when schools didn't have public shootings, and so bullying was more accepted. I CANNOT imagine for the life of me, even if it had been possible on Windows 95, anyone willingly sharing the fact that they do this.

If ANYONE in 6th grade showed off something this pathetic, they would be on the ground clutching their gut, which had just been punched so hard that they are struggling to breathe.

The end result is that people understood common sense that it's not admirable to be pathetic and weak. So people would show off themselves getting better and stronger.

I feel like all that bullying 30 years ago made a lot of kids better for it, because it forced them to at least ATTEMPT to stand up to me. Even if I laid them out in the end, they learned not to be a loser.

And now, we've had decades of not encouraging bullys. THIS is the end result. THIS is what these insecure cowards turn into.

Now I've never seen OP, but I'm willing to bet he COULD be going out and getting pussy for real. It's not hard. I am not a good looking guy. I'm not rich. I don't have a sports car. I don't have a mansion. What I do have is a confidence in myself instilled into me at a young age that I can do it. Where "it" is an interchangable variable that applies to most things.

You know how I got that confidence? By being a fat pathetic loser 8 year old who got bullied. Until I hauled off and just decked my bully. Who was bigger than me. You get a reputation as the kid who knocked out the kid 2 grades above him. Then you start believing in yourself. You start pushing your own limits. You start kicking your own ass. You toughen up. You take on the world, and win. And women see that confidence. The VAST majority of women are attracted to a man who knows he can do it.

You know how I got my first girlfriend? I called the girl I had a crush on. Straight up asked her out.

She said no. I'm not her type. Fair enough. Because if a woman says no, there's no sense in insisting, or getting mad.

So I called the other girl I had been talking to. I said "You wanna go out?" And she said yes. We dated for 4 years until I learned she was a narcassistic psychopath who trapped our cats in the closet all day while I was at work, after dropping them in freezing cold water. I was not ok with that. You hurt animals, and you're a damn monster. BUT! It was a relationship that failed not because I was weak and keeled over. It was because I happened to choose the wrong girl based on information I didn't have. It happens. Not every person on this planet is a good person. Her parents failed her in showing what empathy is, and how to be a strong woman who can handle life. So, that was a dud, but life moves on.

Now rewind that story. Imagine I just stayed in my moms basement, and ate cheetos, and tried playing video games all day in a dark room crying that woman wants me. Do you think I'd EVER get a girl? Her or otherwise? Fuck no! If that version of me existed, afraid to be bold, afraid to take life by the balls, I'd be some lonely dweeb 40 year old virgin without the humor of Steve Carell.

So to OP, I'll say this. I see life has failed you in a spectacular way. You should have been beaten as a kid by other kids, and weren't. You should have had the chance to beat your bullys, but couldn't because of school policy and anti-bully culture. Life failed you. You have no confidence. That needs to change. Go look in the mirror. Take a good long look. Do you enjoy seeing the person who stares back? No. We see you the same way you're seeing you. So you need to change that. Nut up, and go join a gym. Take a boxing class. Get hit in the face. Take it. Again. Again. Hit back. Be the person who's burried underneith all your insecurities. Fuck those insecurities. You have no room in your life for insecurities. Work out until you hurt. Jelly legs where you're so tender that walking is hard. Jelly arms. Do it again tomorrow. And the next day. Do it about 4 days a week for 6 hours.

Be better. Improve yourself. You're lonely and insecure? Yeah, that's because women see you being gross and not worth talking to. BE worth talking to. It only gets harder as you get older. You can spend your 20s sleeping around, but you better find somebody by 30. Because after that, it is slim pickings unless you want a girl with like 5 kids by 3 different men but she's insisting you go bareback. There's a reason she collects so many checks. You wanna be next?

Or do you want to avoid that now by being a better you?

Because this? This is sad.

That makes sense.

I'm more confused by the idea of a admitting trump voter being on Lemmy.

I mean, I'm not saying Lemmy is an isolationist platform that forbids them. But at the same time, it's kind of like going to a house party attended almost exclusively by people who hate you.