Lost_My_Mind @ Lost_My_Mind @lemmy.world

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Did.....did you not even glance at the article summery?

We get it, you still wear JNCO jeans.

I never even thought of that.

I like Animal Crossing and Minecraft.

Perhaps I should try Terreria?

ITT: I learn that despite never even attempting to fix a car ever in my life, I'm a natural mechanic.

There's an episode of How I Met Your Mother where Marshal tells stories that happened to him. Then the rest of the gang try to guess if he was a kid or if he was an adult but drunk in that story.

Your story would be great for that game. Maybe you were a toddler. Maybe this was how you ruined Thanksgiving 2024.

Maybe he intentionally sets fires because it makes him feel good, and he knew that it would. He feels nice, like sugar and spice!

I can't use the bathroom unassisted either. Big shout out to gravity for being the force that allows poop to come out of my butt, and not float around the house until you open a window, and it just happens to float outside.

But then outside there would be just a mess of poop and other debris just floating around the city all willynilly.

Boy I sure do love the combination of indoor plumbing and gravity. It's been at least 40 years since I held a human turd. If I ever did. I don't know. I would have been a toddler, and don't remember.

He owns his own business doing what he loves,

No I didn't.

And yes, I am disappointed, but I always am with roles that get replaced.

Anyone besides me ever think Jesus was the original bdsm sub? He was literally nailed to a cross by his hands and feet.

Doesn't get more hardcore than that!!!

You know.....if religion and all it's stories weren't total bullshit and fictional.

But how will you feed all these people with only one loaf of bread???

You need more upvotes. You're aggressive, harsh, and direct with your words.

But also correct. More people need to be harsh towards this type of behavior. Why are societies kid gloves still on?

I'm actually jealous of Bob. He has a wife that he loves, 3 kids that he loves, a rival across the street that easy to hate, because he went to the Jan 6th riot, another rival in the food inspector who's just mad at him because Bob stole his girl. He owns his own business doing what he loves, and has 2 close friends that visit him near daily.

Sure his finances aren't the best, and his resteraunt is struggling, but he's living his dream!

On top of that, he has sworn allegience from a biker gang. Plus Marshmellow loves him, and Marshmellow is awesome!

It's a little worrying that he has full delusional conversations with food and cooking tools though. That may be something he should see a therapist about. But hey, nobodys perfect.

Holding the phone is uncomfortable? Wait until this guy learns about Taco Talkin'! N-Gage forever!!!

My guy! Have I got a Weird Al song for you....

surprisingly no one got hurt.

Are you sure this was BLM? Are you sure it wasn't star wars? Were these stormtroopers you were watching?

There was a time in 2014 I think that MyPillow had no political leanings. It was just that pillow you saw at 3am when infomercials came on.

I almost bought one. It seemed like a decent pillow. I don't know why I didn't buy one, but I was close. Then I get distracted for 2 years. Then he gets assosiated with trump, and now I'm glad I didn't buy one.

I don't know the CEO of coca-cola. I don't know their political dealings. But if coke came out and said "FUCK THE MEXICANS! BUILD A WALL!!! VACINES ARE A HOAX!!!" I would cease buying coke.

I'm sure the ceo probably is republican. But do you notice how coke has no political affiliation? Coke has smart marketing and business sense. You come out as republican, lose half the countries sales. Come out as democrat, lose half the countries sales. Stay annonomous? Nobodys offended and you can keep putting that white polar bear and santa on your cans at christmas time.

Which....by the way. When you think of the north pole, why is coke the only ones who show that polar bears are native to the north pole? I mean, I know it's a fictional place, but it just seems logical that polar bears would live on the north pole.

This is the type of ghing that he shouldn't need to appologize for. The appology does no good. An appology is for if you said something that could be misinterpreted, or you made a bad choice thinking it would play out differently.

This is just an intentionally poorly planned event. They wait in their hotel room for 2 days. Then they get chocolates. In no scenario does that play out differently. Those bags will always contain chocolates if you plan for them to contain chocolates.

So what's the appology? "I'm sorry I ripped you off"?

Also, $9 T-Shirts? I'm confident that if I go into Walmart, their cheapest T-Shirt is $20. So how low quality are these T-Shirts??? Especially since I assume they also have some branded print screening on them.

You love it? I hate it....

Its odd that your entire facial recognition is based entirely on hair. Men typically don't wear makeup. So that's already not a factor. You're telling me if you saw me for 2 years with long lucious flowing hair down to my shoulders, and then one day I donated to locks for love, snd decided to just be bald......I would come into work, and you'd be like "Who's the new guy?"