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In Freak Accident, Juche Necromancers Revive Leon Trotsky

While performing a sacred ritual to revive former Soviet revolutionary leader Vladimir Lenin, North Korean Necromancers accidentally revived beloathed communist Leon Trotsky.

One Necromancer was overheard saying "Whoops" while another reportedly said "Not again" while cocking a standard issue pistol.

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U.S. Democrats Confident as they add "Kitten Murder" to their 2028 platform
  • the democrats need to reach out to the key pet killing demographic if they're going to have any hope of winning. you toxic putlerite tankie fuck!

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    Harriet Tubman posthumously named a brigadier general in Veterans Day ceremony
  • i sincerely thought this was /c/fakenews at first...

    i thought "oh people aren't gonna like this one!"

    but the united states truly is beyond parody

  • Popular Communist Organizing Site "Hexbear" Bans "The Onion" as a News Source - "Those Guys Can't Be Trusted!"

    "The Onion", one of America's most trustworthy news sources has been banned on fringe left-wing putlerist right-wing leftist marxist-leninist McCarthy-ist russian botfarm internet forum "Hexbear" after the users of the site concluded that the reporting by the Award-Winning network contained what they described as "falsehoods".

    Users of the secretly transphobic websites dedicated trans safe space megathread responded "huh?" when asked for comment.

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    [Prolewiki is] going to be preparing an LGBT+ portal. What do you think should be in it? What would you like to see in it?
  • historical examples of trans people

    piggybacking off of this, the nazi erasure of transgender history

  • Miyako Wins 2024 United States Election with 80% of the Vote

    YAMABUKI, Nov 5 (Hexbear) - Hexbear News projected that Independent Presidential Candidate Miyako has won the U.S. presidency, defeating Democrat Klanala Harris and Republic Rondald Trump, making history as the first woman of colour to win the U.S. presidency.

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    lol

    what if there was a picture of a pig pooping on its own balls? that would be so funny!

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