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Real men only drink the meat juice they spoon out of the bottom of the pack of raw hamburger because they think it's blood.

Real men are also 32% intestinal parasite by volume, as nature intended.

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Me, but because I garden.
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Real alpha males can have a little citric acid, as a treat

Isn't having your wife bring you a glass of lemonade after you mow the lawn a classic RETVRN fantasy?

I was writing an essay about the difference between Andrew Tate, female dating strategy, and the RETVRN types, but I started to think about how all of them have a bunch of prescriptions for what men consoom, how they emote, and how they engage with society. I think the difference in opinion on what men consoom is negligible between the different subfactions.

I don't think a leftist movement has a good alternative to offer a disaffected politically agnostic young man who wants a relationship besides the opportunity to cleanly disengage with people who are demanding they stop drinking lemonade, but you didn't really ask that. Perhaps in that case, when a RETVRN type is trying to tell men that in their utopia women will step back in line and be obedient, it's just important to always be ready to tell people that fascism has always been obsessed with aesthetics and it never sits flush with reality so while we don't have a good answer, it's better than an actively harmful answer that brings you further from what you want.
It's one of those things where you have to be offered something but have to refuse it because reasons.
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that sounds nice. why do nazis have to be weird about mowing the lawn for your wife and her bringing you some lemonade to help you relax afterwards. do they think the left are trying to cancel lemonade?

Hot babe comes out with a pitcher of lemonade while I'm wiping the sweat off my brow from mowing the lawn: No thanks "sweetheart" lemonade is for WOMEN.

Lemonade is the most socialist sweet drink

I don't need to explain

Leninade.

Oh great! What am I supposed to make with all these lemons life is giving me?!

Rub em' in the wounds of your enemies! Raaaaaaaaah!!!!
- How could I forget Cave Johnson and his excellent lemon advice!
Somehow at work, lemon in various form has made it's way all over the menu and so I've genuinely got some solutions to your joke problem! Zest it and nix the zest with a bunch of salt and sugar, mix regularly while drying and you got like a sweet lemony salt thats good sprinkled on lots of stuff, slice the peels up thin and long and simmer them in oil and you got lemon conditioner, and the lemon oil can be used to make a solid lemon aioli, you can make a pretty dope dressing with 1/3 lemon juice 2/3 olive oil and a bunch of salt and pepper mixed up, and you can just eat a lemon.
- Bookmarked for later because all that sounds de-licious!
Make preserved lemons and add them to delicious dishes.

please somebody tell me what list of approved manly drinks is

1.) BEER

2.) Whisky

3.) Liquid death

4.) Raw milk

5.) Room temperature water
- Fuck that water shit. REAL men drink mountain dewwwwwwwwwwww
- 4.) Raw milk
  
  what, like a baby cow?
- As a man, you should only drink whiskey, never whisky which is a liquor for effeminate peoples (scots etc)
- The juice from RAW chicken because REAL MEN aren't afraid of bird flu

Yes, I'm a man. That means I drain my styrofoam tray of raw chicken into a glass and add some spritz for a manly sparkling myoglobin.

Now why would a man want a sparkling drink?

You know what else sparkles? Glitter. No real man would be caught dead in the same room as glitter.

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I STILL have a penis

what are you gay???
I just finished drinking lemonade and I lost mine. Taking this highly scientific study into consideration, people have a 50% chance to lose their penis if they drink lemonade.
- Aggressively drinking Lemonade
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If anything changes lmk
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Put some fruit in it.
- I'm literally drinking lemonade right now and I STILL have a penis with some fruit in it
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when life gives you lemons, take a shot of whiskey like a REAL MAN

Honestly trying American lemonade and American tea for the first time was an experience. Why is there so much sugar (or I guess high fructose corn syrup) in this drink?

sugar (or I guess high fructose corn syrup)

IT ALL TASTES LIKE METAL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Thank god we don't have this problem in the UK
Depends on who is making it. Everything store bought will be super sweet. I make my lemonade sour
- It was an immigrant from Chicago, but she said she preferred "southern style" whatever that means. Pulled out iced tea with like a week's worth of my regular sugar intake in the pitcher.

warf-wtf a warrior's drink

I miss working at a place that was also a juice bar, I figured out an amazing recipe for close enough to lemonade. Lemons mostly, a couple basil leaves and a bit of carrot juiced. Pour it over shaved ice. Best cooking in a hot kitchen drink ever if they also throw in some vodka

why are you …

Because it’s delicious thats why. Imagine having such a fragile grip on being a man, whatver the fuck that even means, that you are bothered by a man drinking lemonade.

Limeaid supremacy.

hell yeah

a traa post, in cth? more likely than you think :thonk:

It seems traa is leaking.