They say your body is the only instrument that doesn't require any lessons
They say your body is the only instrument that doesn't require any lessons
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screaming slide whistle noises
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I’m a woman and still I find this meme gives me the heebiejeebies. Stop that.
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You have a urethra, too. And you can even put things in it. Stop supporting the patriarchy.
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We've all got a urethra.
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I mean how else are you supposed to unclog your cock?
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A bamboo chopstick would be better for the environment.
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Extra splintery
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Pee
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I usually use the heel of my hand and hit it right on the 57.
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Why?!?
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It's fresher this way.
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So it doesn't stain or errode your teeth.
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Would an internally rifled straw provide maximum jizz ballistics?
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ATACOOMS
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i know some people are into this and its called sounding, but i dont know why they would like it?
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there used to be a coffee shop in London that had a huge glass display case of penile sounding rods
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There are more nerves inside the penis than outside.
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Are there actually?
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Because once you get good at sounding, you can get a hollow sounding rod inserted in there and get your partner to pee in your bladder so you can pee it all back out all over him.
Not that I know anything about that.
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woah, that's like advanced piss docking, I've only seen that in my animes. nice.
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Well, that's enough internet for today.
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I think it is a masochism thing
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more of a trombone situation really
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Stop that
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You ever accidentally stab your mouth with a straw?
Yeah. Imagine that but like a bajillion times worse.
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Where do I find this level of unhinged memes? I mortified my friend with this. And he requires more.
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The numerous amount of people who suck at singing without lessons prove that addage incorrect.
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Life is just one long, hard kick in the urethra, and sometimes when you get home from a long day of getting kicked in the urethra, you just want to watch a show about good, likable people who love each other, where, you know, no matter what happens, at the end of 30 minutes, everything's gonna turn out okay.
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I can vibe with this. Better use a straw to help protect from those kicks to better enjoy the show.
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It doesn't require lessons and it sounds good.
So i heard.
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Urethra, I have found it!
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Yo Bro, Nah.
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relatable
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Lol more like me_irl, amirite fellas???
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The only thing I can explain how uncomfortable this is to read is that it's like trying to imagine scraping your nails on a old timey chalkboard
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"yo yo ma!"
-Kramer
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"They" are more than a few bricks light
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Once you develop calluses it gets good
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/r/enoughinternet
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I hate this so much. Enjoy your upvote.