They say your body is the only instrument that doesn't require any lessons
They say your body is the only instrument that doesn't require any lessons
They say your body is the only instrument that doesn't require any lessons
screaming slide whistle noises
I’m a woman and still I find this meme gives me the heebiejeebies. Stop that.
You have a urethra, too. And you can even put things in it. Stop supporting the patriarchy.
We've all got a urethra.
I mean how else are you supposed to unclog your cock?
A bamboo chopstick would be better for the environment.
Extra splintery
Pee
I usually use the heel of my hand and hit it right on the 57.
Why?!?
It's fresher this way.
So it doesn't stain or errode your teeth.
Would an internally rifled straw provide maximum jizz ballistics?
ATACOOMS
i know some people are into this and its called sounding, but i dont know why they would like it?
there used to be a coffee shop in London that had a huge glass display case of penile sounding rods
There are more nerves inside the penis than outside.
Are there actually?
Because once you get good at sounding, you can get a hollow sounding rod inserted in there and get your partner to pee in your bladder so you can pee it all back out all over him.
Not that I know anything about that.
woah, that's like advanced piss docking, I've only seen that in my animes. nice.
Well, that's enough internet for today.
I think it is a masochism thing
more of a trombone situation really
Stop that
You ever accidentally stab your mouth with a straw?
Yeah. Imagine that but like a bajillion times worse.
Where do I find this level of unhinged memes? I mortified my friend with this. And he requires more.
The numerous amount of people who suck at singing without lessons prove that addage incorrect.
Life is just one long, hard kick in the urethra, and sometimes when you get home from a long day of getting kicked in the urethra, you just want to watch a show about good, likable people who love each other, where, you know, no matter what happens, at the end of 30 minutes, everything's gonna turn out okay.
I can vibe with this. Better use a straw to help protect from those kicks to better enjoy the show.
It doesn't require lessons and it sounds good.
So i heard.
Urethra, I have found it!
Yo Bro, Nah.
relatable
Lol more like me_irl, amirite fellas???
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The only thing I can explain how uncomfortable this is to read is that it's like trying to imagine scraping your nails on a old timey chalkboard
"yo yo ma!"
-Kramer
"They" are more than a few bricks light
Once you develop calluses it gets good
/r/enoughinternet
I hate this so much. Enjoy your upvote.