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    Is this post painfully unfunny: Yes Should this post be removed: No.

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    There are lots of different ways to make cum and they all taste pretty bad
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  • Olympic anime
  • Knowing anime they'll probably find some moronic way to sexualise it.

  • 4 hottest days ever observed raise fears of a planet nearing ‘tipping points’
  • Those rich people have names and addresses. And they can be made examples of.

  • I'm terrified of the Netherlands now
  • Honestly, this graph was able to make me understand why such a small country like the Netherlands was able to colonise the Netherlands

  • A legend has left us
  • Despite getting three reports I won't take action against Ulph. They don't seem to be a troll. I don't believe in removing proples comments just because they are morons

  • Hey guys I love Jodie Foster so much any tips on how someone like me can impress her?
  • Jodie Foster is in her sixties now. The best way to impress a woman like that is by promising to take her to the finest nursing home money can buy.

  • High suspense
  • Could you translate this comment into English for the non trekkies out there?

  • The woke left hates white people too much. Its sad 😭
  • That's it. You let the meme fester in your mind. Slowly, the more you think about it the funnier it gets. Coincidentally you'll also have a much more difficult time preforming, communicating with others and reading. You will think about it more and it'll get funnier. You will notice a punk slime dripping out of your ears and nose accompanied by a rotting smell emanating from your skull along with flies buzzing around your head. It will be at this point when you'll truly understand and appreciate memes like this.

  • Woke liberals are trying to cancel Jesus because the wood he was crucified on was not vegan wood.
  • Not anymore if we let the woke left win. The motherfuckers will force me to wear the cat ears and eat grass. If the woke left wins all restaurants will be closed and replaced with plots of land where we can graze on for a allotted amount of time.

  • Life pro tip: Maybe give her some pointers if it's her first blow job.
  • The way you just casually discuss cuckolding people. It's like the banality of evil as they called it or in this case the banality of cucking

  • Lemmy is the best social media
  • To prevent the all powerful cum tsunami from wiping us all out

  • Lemmy is the best social media
  • Wtf. Why didn't you mention the cringe lord emperor striker?!

    Edit: using my mod powers to get attention.

  • I do a bit of mischief
  • Sir. Let me get this straight. You're sating that that stealing candy from a baby is an easy thing to do like stealing candy from a baby?

  • Boochi for Pakistan
  • No. She is 15

  • Help me out here
  • Nah. You see I stay in my room 23 and a half hours a day. What I would prefer is if they could be Lured to my room and then I say the thing and then we plow. Like your plan is good but I dunno. At a minimum, how long would this plan require me to be outside of my room for?

  • It's like a more challenging version of the trolley problem
  • That's because it was part of a scrapped movie in the franchise. It wad going to be called Shrek's choice with Shrek being played by Meryl Streep

  • The most irreplaceable thing
  • Your uncle sound like a well cultured man