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Yuritopiaposadism [none/use name] @hexbear.net

10mo ago

I give them five seconds before they start fighting each other for the correct kin.

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While you were studying historical materialism, I was reading the manual to EU4

When you get your politics from playing Skyrim

lol hungary is still just hungary
- To be fair to the Hungarians, they're what the Europeans would consider "invaders", if this person was really a retvrn freak, Hungary wouldn't exist.
  
  Europe for the Basques, Indo-Europeans go home
- yeah stand back everyone, apparently jesus christ was a hungarian prince! our loonies are vindicated. christianity is our ancestral religion.

Is he giving the Danes control of Alsace-Lorraine and part of the balkans? Impeccable, no notes. Giving the Gauls all of Iberia? Sure that makes sense
- When I conquer the world, I'm going to forcibly resettle everyone in Alsace-Lorraine to elsewhere, wall it off, and let it return to nature. If the little brats who have been killing each other for centuries over it can't play nice and share, nobody gets to play with it.
  
  No, make it the new Israel. Would ensure world peace as both France and Germany insists on Israels right to exist
- He doesnt know what any of these words mean. He probably just googled "traditional european tribes" and went with the first results.
  
  Traditional European people art
- The raven banner is only Danish insofar as all Scandinavians were called "Danes" as a metonym by the English for a bit. Theres a raven banner on the bayeux tapestry. It's not really a Danish symbol
  
  Thank you, I am aware, thats why I wrote "Danes" but I can see how that can be confusing.

Why isn’t Sicily Greek?
- Yeah, this white supremacist map doesn't make any sense!

This is not going to end well for the Estonians.
- or the Hungarians considering they're basically blocking off a Yugolsavia exclave from mega-Russia or whatever that's supposed to be.
  
  Surprisingly generous to the Sami people though. They've been assigned some very important mining areas that they have not actually laid claim to. Very woke.

czechs are norse? lmao shut the fuck up
- Spain, Ireland, and chunks of England are "Celtic" because a linguistic and pottery culture that's not well defined in archeology from 3,000 years ago, but all the "-sexes" in the UK get to be vikings.

I appreciate the independent Sápmi somehow coexisting alongside the fucking raven banner pan-Germanic shit

- Better, he's cancelling Christianity because he thinks it's a Jewish plot.
  
  Let him cook
  
  That's been a thing with E*ropean nationalists since the 19th century. Idk who started it but it times in to the German "volk" bs and lots of other right wing European nationalisms.

I hate the Internet

Yeah the 1500s were super woke and semetic.

Ohhh Poland cut in half along Wisła river, this would be very fun and very popular.

Show this to Balkans Twitter and start ten thousand fights
- Bahaha.

looks like one of my ck3 games

(looks at Bulgaria)
"Ah yes. Exactly one-half Romanian and one-half Greek."

Rammstein takes over most of Finland, apparently

Celtic Spain???
- ikr it should be given back to Umayyads. Retvrn
- smdh this is iberian erasure
- Lusitanians in shambles
- "Celtic" in Archeology refers to a lot of language and material culture groups over a huge swath of Europe... about 3,000 years ago. Guy's a complete dipshit, if England is worshipping Odin then Spain should probably be Muslims or Goths.

tbh the Sámi should have their own lands though
- Heartwarming: Local White Nationalist Unconditionally Supports #LandBack

Aren't most countries still under ethno-religious banners?

Me after I put in 2000 hours into Crusader Kings 3

This is Basque erasure

How proud he is showing the world what he jerks off to. I studied cartography, still Im not that fixated fictional maps...

Anybody here who can break 'em down? Guessing Ireland, Northern England, Spain and Portugal are the Celts. But the red part in south eastern England?
- Anglo-Saxons i guess, it's part of the norse birb blob, same colour. I mean just one look at that map is enough to make a dozens of ethnic conflicts so why not few more just for them.
  
  I think the bird is Danes/jutes though? I'm not really that up to date on this kinda phrenology, but I'm pretty sure you'd normally differentiate between saxons, anglo-saxons, normans, Norse/Danes/jutes and germanic tribes (goths, Huns, allemani, whatever else). Either way it doesn't make sense, the Scandinavian tribes should have control of the Danelaw if you're gonna give them anything of Britain... Hang on a minute, this white supremacy doesn't make any sense!
- I assumed it's supposed to be Anglo-Saxons but, like, it doesn't really fit with the territory they had before the Normans conquered them.
  
  None of these tribe boundaries are from the same time period, by the time the Hungarians crossed the Carpathians you already had Al-Andalus covering all of Iberia

from Olsztyn, Poland
Yeah that tracks

I was unaware the Basque were Celtic.

Istanbul part of so-called "Europe"
Northwestern Afro-Asians still malding about 1453.
- yet slav encroachment on the pontic steppe somehow valid despite happening well after 1453
  getting the totally unexpected vibe that this retvrn fascist might be racist
  
  They really deleted France 😭

It always comes back to fiction with these freaks. I guess it’s a breath of fresh air to see game of thrones instead of Harry Potter tho… fucking weirdos.

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