A saloon brawl breaks out, you're the in-house musician, what song do you start playing?
Bonus points if it’s the funniest instrument possible for that particular song. Singing is an instrument for the purposes of this post, idk what the actual musician consensus is on if vocals are an instrument or something else.
Since you took the obviously correct answer of yakety sax, I'd say Ballroom Blitz.
Good choice! Wayne approves
Getting it out of the way early, “Yakety Sax”.
Assuming I knew how, it would sound completely absurd to try and throat sing yakety sax.
Since you took the obviously correct answer of yakety sax, Everybody Was Kung-Fu Fighting
There are many correct answers as this thread shows! I just didn’t want everyone to say the same thing and make it boring to read
Henry Fillmore’s The Circus Bee on this bad boy
Or maybe just whatever song they are playing lol
I need this song played on one of these at my funeral
That instrument is cool af.
this thing fucking rules
Holy damn that is sick as hell I need to play one of these before I die
Lmao, that song rules. Offbeat horns are the best.
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The Entertainer
Jurassic park theme on a melodica
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"Kung Fu Fighting" by Carl Douglas... on a medieval bumbulum
Amazing combo
Free Bird, only if I can ensure the all-out brawl starts right on the solo.
played as a fart chorus if at all possible
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I look at the rest of the band and shrug while mouthing "Let's Have A War?"
And then we play Let's Have A War.
99 Red Balloons cuz I think it would be funny
99 left haymakers
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The Super Mario invincible star music as one guy starts taking out a bunch of people, followed by the death music when he gets hit in the back of the head with a chair/bottle.
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Ballroom Blitz. Flight of the Wounded Bumblebee, since someone took Ballroom Blitz already.
In this fantasy I'm vocals in a slam band and since slam dancing is really silly i don't think I'd notice if it was an actual brawl.
One of these because it rules: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OihbIgXBsMU
Hell yeah!
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MORTAL KKKKKKOMBAT
Well I know for a fact that regardless of the song my bandmates and I will take advantage of the fact that everybody is distracted to hide the lick in as much of the song as possible.
There's some movie where this happens but it's Wuxia tavern and the piano player has a zither or dulcimer or something, so he starts dulcimering realy fast but it's silly becaus eitk4 not a dramatic insturment.
The trainer battle theme from the Pokemon anime, Burning Battlefield.
Pokémon music in a bar brawl? Very yakuza
Oh, that's the wrong one. I meant the faster one with the sick guitar https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=L5wyctbkgGk
Gotta be Elton's Saturday Night's Alright (For Fighting).
Surprised no one's siggested P.F.F. by Hank Williams Jr. yet. So, that.
When I'm in the pit,
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I'm gonna punch and kick
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When I'm in the pit
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I'm gonna fuck up shit
I'd probably need a trombone
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