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1y ago

Well?? Does it??

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I love how every commenter has a different answer to the question
- I think "Only half the time." is actually the correct answer here.
  
  No clearly the answer is “kinda” it justifies everything.
- And every single one of those is accurate
- The answer has a spread wider than those cheeks are going to be.
- It has happened again
  Meta.
- We need polls

not really but also kinda? it feels like getting your ass fucked i dunno what you wanna hear..
- Damn nigga it was just a meme
  
  WAS. Was just a meme. Now it's a shared experience.

Only half the time.
- Exactly - it's more clear looking at it the other way around: shitting doesn't feel like reverse anal.

Kinda? It's not exactly like that, but close enough. You can always stick something up there and get a feel for it yourself, ya know.
Edit: So I can't stop thinking about this and had to come back to this post: Does it feel different for a woman? Like, they don't have prostates, so would anal not feel as good? Or is the G-spot/skenes (whatever that raspberry feeling chunk of nerves inside the vagina is called) situated such that it's more or less the same? 🤔
- Friendly reminder to make sure whatever you're sticking up there has a flared base so you don't end up with an embarrassing A&E visit.
  
  I don't care for the A&E channel, so hopefully they have something else when i arrive.
  
  Or you could just find yourself freaking out at 7am with your arm up your ass all the way to the elbow trying to grab that cute heart shaped buttplug that was way too small and somehow just kept crawling further and further up your ass while praying that you won't have to go to the ER. That's cool too.
  
  Without a base... Without a trace.... Thank you jjgo!
  
  Whatever. I saw a video of a guy sat on a mason jar one time and NOTHING BAD HAPPENED.... Or that's how I remember it anyway.
- I'm not opposed to the idea but it doesn't seem like the kind of thing you can just try one time. Isn't there some kind of preparation phase to be able to handle ..."stuff"?
  
  The three most important things, are
  A good wash, and optionally a little bit of douching (extra fancy guide) if you want to push it
  Lube. However much you think you need, more than that. Simple oils can work fine. Soap is horrible. Store bought water lube is best.
  Having fun, a relaxed exploratory afternoon 😊
  
  Pretend you’re in high school again and just use spit
  
  Do you need oreparation to poop? Your ass is stretchy.
- An acquaintance of mine had his prostate removed due to cancer and he confirmed that butt sex no longer feels pleasurable. I imagine it's the same for women.
  
  So now the important question is: Does pooping feel different for men and women?

You can try it and find out.

If you're a dude it's gonna feel way better than that
- It's about the prostate, it's got a similar number of nerve ending to a clitoris..... For some reason
  
  Are you an NB anarchist or do you have a prostate? That's the difference maker, rather than your gender

Only if you're doing it wrong
When he pulls out it definitely feels like you're shitting the bed though
- How do you avoid following through?
  
  Make sure poop isn't home before you play in their house.
  
  yeah uh you just don't have poop up there in the first place.
  as long as you don't feel like you need to shit before you start it's probably fine. or you can douche it out.

No
- Maybe?

Kinda?

If anal feels like reverse shitting you need to eat more fiber
- Eat jars full of lube. Two birds, one stone.
  
  Ngl shitting with lubed ass is quite an experience
  
  Now I can't get the image of a pickle jar filled with lube out of my head

It absolutely does. At least the first time.

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Yes

Occasionally

It's sexy reverse shitting.

i don't give a fuck what anal feels like i want this image of goth nick wilde

Kinda

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