badism- worseism
finally a correct simulation of us bourgeois democracy
- Antitranshumanist trans humanism
- Armed insurrectionary incremental reformism
- Narcotheocracy
- Sex-positive feudalism
Fuck it, I'll take them
Armed insurrectionary incremental reformism
Isn't that just the US?
three chinas policy
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Current China, Eastern China (formerly known as the United States of America) & the Holy China (formerly known as the Vatican)
Russia East of the Urals secedes and forms China 2, now with more reindeer
Doing ineffective altruism by taking all the money I made from being a finance ghoul, converting it into gold, burying it somewhere in the wilderness, making a vague treasure map to it, splitting the treasure map into 10 pieces, hiding them in various classical art pieces around the world, and then making up a series of riddles leading to the map pieces so that there is a non-zero but infinitesimally small chance the money will help someone some day.
marxism-leninism-maoism-klobucharism, heavy on the klobucharism
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I put all of these into Chat GPT and asked it to generate more ideologies. here's what it gave me
Quantum Communalism
Crypto-Conservative Futurism
Algorithmic Agrarianism
Neo-Viking Libertarianism
Eco-Anarchist Techno-Mysticism
Post-Postmodern Monarchism
Biopunk Municipalism
Cosmic Nihilist Syndicalism
Afrofuturist Agrarian Anarchy
Techno-Druidic Libertarianism
Post-Industrial Nomadic Collectivism
Quantum Communalism
So using the word "quantum" as in "discrete" then this is just... every commune is its own nation or something? Just have like 100,000 country-communes across the planet?
Crypto-Conservative Futurism
Elon Musk.
Algorithmic Agrarianism
Essentially just high-tech farming communities.
Neo-Viking Libertarianism
Up-to-date Nazi fascism, more or less. Or if we're assuming it would be actually libertarian as hypothetically described by its supporters, then just a society that is constantly cosplaying as Vikings, perhaps futuristic ones, with the American political system.
Eco-Anarchist Techno-Mysticism
I really like this one. Debating becoming this now. I imagine it would be a society that has like, pagan or druidic rituals with plenty of nature and recycling and so on, but people connect via the internet to engage with it, and the internet itself is seen as this spiritual invisible force... but also in an anarchic society.
Post-Postmodern Monarchism
I first read this as "post-postmodern modernism" which would be a pretty funny ideology by itself. Defining post-postmodernism is a task in itself, but it's far from impossible that we could see this in a Gulf Monarchy eventually.
Biopunk Municipalism
A bunch of cities made of flesh and blood. I dig it.
Cosmic Nihilist Syndicalism
This one is hilarious. Like, oh yeah, all power to the workers and all that, but... what's even the point, when we're so small compared to the universe? I don't think this could work as official policy of a society but there have definitely been people who have had this ideology before.
Afrofuturist Agrarian Anarchy
Didn't Marvel do this?
Techno-Druidic Libertarianism
Similar to Eco-Anarchist Techno-Mysticism.
Post-Industrial Nomadic Collectivism
This is literally what the United States will turn into after balkanisation and massive climate disasters.
Is there a mailing list for puppygirl rights activism?
ineffective altruism
So just "effective" altruism
Effective Altruism: being a finance ghoul exploiting third world countries for money, then immediately donating the same money to charities helping third world countries
It went through a rebranding process based on the feedback of focus groups in light of the SBF and SVB fiascos.
Unironically I can see the far right winning in Chile on an platform of Antinarco-theocracy
Narcothocracy is just the Fremen
I know it's r*ddit, but r/chile have went very right wing in the last years
pan-midwesternism will immediately split into several violently opposed factions based on their own definition of "midwest"
But they are all united in their love for Ranch dressing.
And use of the word 'pop' to refer to soda.
Everyone knows the midwest is just every state that does not border the sea
pan-midwesternism
wisconsonite gadaffi, wisconsonite gadaffi
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Wisconcom can become a Midwestern Hoxha.
5 United States policy for 2025
puppygirl rights activism
Cops are gonna expand the paw patrol.
Don't they usually kill dogs like at ridiculous rates
3 China Policy
Hungdong was already liberated from pedophile Island, it would have to be 4 China policy for 2024.
I propose Sortition-based Decentralized Militia Governance. everyone is randomly assigned to a militia (their only distinction is their color, red, green, blue, yellow etc.) at birth and conscripted, there is no state or seperation of powers, only militias.
You forgot trying conspiracy fueled Pan Africanism again. Who is going to be the next
?Ibrahim Traoré
I read the last one as ineffective autism and I think that's my new ideology
Nooooo not the puppygirls
3 chinas policy: in an uno reverse move COSCO Shipping has annexed Glasgow and is using the port, forcing commodity trade via the import of vast quantities of disposable vapes into the UK.
Some of these are alright. I'm very interested in Tetsuya Yamagami Thought.
I think the inverse of the one expressed here, "Transphobic Transhumanism", would be a funny expression of what we already seemed to witness with people's reaction to Cyberpunk 2077. Becoming a cyborg? Sounds good! But no questioning traditional gender roles dictating biology!
ineffective altruism is just effective altruism mask off
