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1y ago

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The number of skeletons inside of a human body is statistically greater than 1.
- Fuck, that's a good one
- I like skull more, but both are great.
- I don’t get this one…?
  
  This might help
  
  Bebe
  
  Skeletons, not bones
  Preggerant
- actually, you're forgetting about amputees and people born with fewer limbs. it's likely less than 1.
  
  Skeleton, not bones. Amputees still have.a skeleton, don't they?
  
  And you’re forgetting that about 1% of the population is pregnant at any given time and has another whole human inside of them.

Of the ~100 billion humans who have ever lived, ~8 billion of them are still alive. Therefore, your chance of dying is only 92%, not 100%.
- Yeah but no one of them survived the ~~116th~~ 122th year.
  
  These things are always subject to challenge but as I understand the oldest 'verified' person to have ever lived was 122 when they died.
  
  122nd*
- Big (soft) brain moment
- Who knows, at some point we might figure out how to stop/reverse aging, so your chance of dying (in the foreseeable future) is not 100%, only very close to it

The average person has fewer than two legs.
- Some women have four legs. It's a temporary condition, but I gander that it's common enough to offset the amputees.
  
  What happens if I put my foot up your ass? Whose foot is it in this equation?
  
  I saw your dad last night and he also temporarily had four legs so I guess he helped offset the amputeess too

Unless there's a lot of dudes with 3 it really is less than 1 on average.
https://www.statista.com/statistics/737923/us-population-by-gender/
- Shut up before we start talking about p values...
  
  p is stored in the balls...
  
  Did you just assume my p-values!?

4 out of 5 participants enjoy gang rape

68% of statistical facts are incorrect, including this one
- They say 3 percent of the people use 5 to 6 percent of their brain, 97 percent use 3 percent and the rest goes down the drain

So in other words I'm above average

If we’re including all humans, the mean is likely below 1, the median is possibly 1 and possibly 0, and the mode is probably 0.
If we’re limiting to the male sex, then the mode and median are probably 2, and the mean somewhere between 1 and 2.

I'm partially responsible for this stat
- Aren't we all?
  
  Ya, but I'm also why the number is less than two

I am doing my part!

For every snake on Earth, there is one snake dick. Half of all snakes are female.

He didn't dare talk to Razek about an average of one hand. Otherwise the medics would have been very busy.

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