Rap names
Rap names
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I love how the comments boil down to:
- Young [completely ordinary item], and
- Young [reason why I will never find fulfillment in life and will probably die alone, unloved, by alcohol or high speed lead injection]
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"Young memory of my father's brain on the asphalt the day he died."
People just want any opportunity to vent.
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Tbf I'd want to vent about that too
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Young electron
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Not enough physical attributes though imo. Should be more like Young Dandruff, Young Acne (ft. Young Scab), maybe a Lil Stain or Big Mole y'know?
Edit: shout out to Young Eczema in the thread
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Young Back Pain
Though in my case it should probably be Ol’ Dirty Back Pain
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Young Chronic Depression sounds like a diagnosis, not a rap name
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Young Eczema coming in with the most flaky, itchy flow
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Shit, 'beat' me to it.
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Young something has been in my eye for the past twelve hours and I want to scream
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"Young eye pain"
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Dude, "Young Eye Scream" is right there...
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Young Pocket Sand
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Why do you keep sand in your pockets? :D
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young testicles, spectacles, wallet, and watch
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Yung T.S. Double Dub in the house.
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check me as I race down these streets; no clutch
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Young PKW
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Young Chapstick
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MC Eucalyptus is in the motherfuckin' house, y'all!
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Young Steward Calculus 7th Edition Volume I.
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Classic
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Young social anxiety
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Young existential dread.
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"Young Crippling Sense of Impending Doom"
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Young D20
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Young Herpes
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Young Aspergers
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Mood
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I'd be willing to pirate your first album
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That's the highest praise I've ever recieved as an artist
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Young Imposter Syndrome
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Young Empty Wallet
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Young asthma inhaler
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Young Epipen
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It's sad but it's ok. We all can only make choices in the present moment, including today, and including that week. I know you would have liked to see him more, but you did see him before that. And if you did see him that week, there could still be days in between. It starts to look more and more arbitrary. What's important is you all love each other, and I'll bet he would want you to enjoy your loving memories with him now.
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Young Penis
wait.
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You. List. Now.
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After about 20 years it evolves into Old Dirty Loan Shark Debt, gotta make way for those fresh Young Medical Debt kids.
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Young crippling depression
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F
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Young Keys
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Young Undeserved Self-Confidence!
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Young Depression
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Young Lactose Intolerance
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I'll be the one you always got beef with for no reason: Young Lactase
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Young Medication Resistant Psychotic Unipolar Depression, CPTSD, and Chronic Suicidality.
I got 99 problems and I am them.
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Young Mitochondria
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Young Wallet
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Young Wallet, represent
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Young Athsma Inhaler
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young underwear. i have underwear on me except when i gotta shower
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Image Transcription: Twitter Posts
Matt, @mattwhitlockPM
your rap name is "young" + something you always carry with you, no matter where you go
B.J. Sutton, @PrettyBadLefty
Young Student Loan Debt
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Young cuts
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Young Childhood-Trauma
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Young Crippling Anxiety might not have the popular appeal that I would need to go far.
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Young Kleenex
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Young flatulence
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I prefer young gassy
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Young crippling anxiety in the house!
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Young Diabetes!
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young chode in the cut
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Wait wait
Young Prostate
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Young hand sanitizer.
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Young Ennui
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Young snus
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There are so many random and copied responses, that I'm starting to wonder how many of you are bots
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Bleep bloop dont worry im not a bot bleep blorp
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Young bot
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Young Scrotum
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Young Droopy Eyelid
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Young Keychron K7 pro
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Ah yes. My personal bluetooth jammer.
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Young Leatherman ... Got a career finally
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Young Huawei
wait
Young Xiaomi
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All these are terrible
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Young Glasses
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Young Childhood Trauma count?
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Young pocket lint up in da hiz ouse!
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