Scientists Train Full-Grown Man To Ask For Help When Needed
Scientists Train Full-Grown Man To Ask For Help When Needed
STANFORD, CA—In a cutting-edge breakthrough for their field, psychologists at Stanford University confirmed Thursday they had trained a full-grown man to ask for help when he needed it. “After years of rigorous experimentation, we believe the test subject, whom we have named Buster, is finally capab...
Now train my mom. Or at least get her to stop being pissy because I didn't help her with a task I didn't know she was doing in the first place.
Jk that's literally impossible.
Apparently everyone's mom is in this comment lmao
It's the most infuriating quality of mothers everywhere, I guess. Like holy shit, I'll help you, but you can't just expect me to have a spidey sense for when you've decided to do some plumbing MY GOD MOTHER.
Ahem.
I know this is satire but if you want better men you have to teach boys a better rite of passage than becoming an alcoholic
I love that the picture shows the man using the ASL sign for Help. Nice touch.
When will they train People to actually help as opposed to simply advising platitudes?
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Kek
Hydraulic press time?
You just gotta keep your eyes on the prize.
You just gotta keep your eyes on the prize.
Wait Can I apply for this??
If you can ask, you don’t need to.
"The test subject, whom we have named Buster"
Lol
What a time to be alive!
I wish this didn’t ring so true.
The Onion just reports facts these days
I'll wait to get my hopes up until we find out if anyone can replicate their results.
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