Chuds stop dreaming about a zombie apocalypse challenge difficulty level impossible.
They just want to kill "zombies", what's wrong with that? (Ignore the fact that chuds have started referring to homeless people, people struggling with addiction, and other marginalized groups as zombies, I'm sure that level of dehumanization won't lead anywhere horrific)
Boom! Brains everywhere! It's politically correct if you shoot a zombie in the face Boom! Make it explode! Relieve your working routine stress to the bloody bone
They used to be human That's why we like them so much We can go cannibal with no sense of shame!
We are no savage We no pay To see gladiators kill We are more human than that We are different We shoot zombies in the face! Shoot zombies in the face!
Zombies are slow, predictable, old-fashioned We ain't scared or surprised watching them in action A creative dead end Why are they still a trend?
They're our ex-neighbour! They're that fucking pretentious bitch and your stupid bully boss They preserve your traits! Semi-human so we can hate them as much as you can
They are all that we are afraid to be Anti-human Anti-human
We are justified We have permission We are licensed cannibals By killing them, we declare We are different We are better I fear, I hate, I need my green neighbor!
The more brutal you go The more relieved you'll be It's tolerated to go ape on them They're filthy former human beings
This is what a coworker of mine was saying would happen with that recent emergency broadcast ping. He came to me very solemnly and asked if I wanted to go somewhere peaceful to spend my last moments. He was convinced there would be a radio wave that activated a zombie virus inside every vaccinated person.
That must have been terrifying at first what a deranged thing to say
No it's not terrifying anymore, I'm used to him saying deranged things. He tells us a military coup will occur any day now, but he means it in a positive way. "patriots will soon be in control" is a phrase he throws around.
That kind of behavior is always the thing that throws me. Like, they believe this shit clearly designed to make you hate people and view them as enemies, but somehow are still nice about it. It is very rare, but people like that feel like they're just misguided. They could be comrades if we could make them think a little better, but that's really hard to do
Yeah he's often very close. He's deeply into Qanon, but is somehow not bigoted. He just buys into bigoted stuff without realizing it, like he blames half the world's problems on George Soros.
So wait.
Are you unvaccinated and he figured you would go along with it?
Are you vaccinated and he doesn’t know, so he figured you would go along with it?
Or are you vaccinated, he knows and wanted to live out the fantasy? Give you the old double tap?
Ngl, I’m low key jealous of you guys who know these people personally. All I have is fundies and they’re the boring kinda of cranks :(
i mean, at least with fundies you don't have to be afraid of them suddenly pulling out a handgun. That's the price of knowing interesting reactionary cranks.
..."okay, see you on Monday, Ted."
Huh, guess that coworker cared in some fucked up chud way.
The real American spirit of that situation is knowing that if the end of the world actually did happen you’d most likely be at work when it did.
The past uh
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Two and a quarter years sure’ve been tough huh
Lol @ how they assume that everyone else's first response to being scared and confused would also be
, some real psychology happening hereEverything bad happening in USA society is actually because of vaccines! (or cultural marxism or trans people or ...)
It's actually uhhh *checks recent events* Hamas's fault. This time for sure!
You know, in a real apocralypse, I think these larpers would be surprised at how many people don't go full Fallout-scavenger and instead work together to ensure a better outcome for everyone involved. Even with all the yankee brainworms, I still think the drive to do right by others is more powerful for most people.
Look at Gaza where a real apocalypse is happening right now. The people aren't turning into zombies and preppers and killing each other in a darwinian struggle. They aren't selfishly hoarding food and water and medical supplies and holing up isolated in bunkers. They are on the street, helping provide medical attention and transport, making huge batches of broth and soup to hand out to the population, praying in their mosques and churches, etc.
That’s because they watch too much bad TV.
"I'd be just like Daryl!"
Gets shot immediately because he tried to attack a large group of people peacefully cohabitating
Frankly, people should have just been savagely, viciously mocking these crazies from the moment their nonsense started to pick up an audience. As someone who studied biochem at the masters level, the things these people say are so far removed from any of the accepted science and so far down the rabbit hole of looney, sensationalist Hollywood nonsense that it genuinely puzzles me that more people didn't simply bully these people for having such a tenuous grasp of reality. If I made claims half as outlandish as these people, I'd have been rightly made fun of and become a public laughing stock.
Boomer civility politics. People believe they have a "right" to be deranged idiots and that it's some great virtue to treat these people seriously. Hopefully civility politics will die with the Boomers.
The funny thing is they're still saying this two years later, we've been 3 weeks from all the vaccines kicking in at once for years now.
The idea that the mRNA vaccine that could get translated into protein and then never degrade and keep making spike protein is (more ridiculous than believing a virus would do that) is more ridiculous than believing HIV would link up with COVID and become airborne+attack your immune cells. It's more ridiculous than wanting to kill off all the tax cattle and be stuck with a bunch of angry anti-vaxxers with no military to insulate you. Even on their own terms all they were doing was laughing at people who died who disagreed with them (like us). It was so anti-intellectual because any conventional understanding of immunology includes an understanding of mRNA and a functional understanding of mRNA translation. To the point where if I quoted the top google result for "half life of mRNA" and said "Our estimated median mRNA half-life in human cells is 10 h, a number that scales linearly relative to division time when compared with bacteria and yeast[1]" they'd be like "oh, okay." It's not like there's an alternate germ theory from the Austrian school of economics compared to Marxist immunology. If their only argument was about pharma companies being cartoon villains then we'd agree. They had no response to the first world hoarding vaccines and hiding muh copyright. I never saw anyone demand ELISAs for abundance of spike protein in vaxxed uninfected vs vaxxed infected vs unvaxxed uninfected vs unvaxxed infected because they were never going to do be convinced (especially vaxxed uninfected over time). The results wouldn't matter. They just love to do this shit. It's the same with the hundreds of cryptos that pass through /biz/ where you'd thank me later and I tried to warn you. It's second only to "what's even the point because of my wrist circumference?" in terms of popularity. There's more to life than confidence games. Not a whole lot more, but bits and pieces you might enjoy if you gave it a try.
They had no response to the first world hoarding vaccines and hiding muh copyright.
Clearly they're trying to kill off the moral, god fearing, patriotic white folk so they can more easily flood the first world with immigrants who will eternally vote democrat.
I would not be surprised if this is the answer some would give.
Anti-vaxxers don't understand how mRNA works, is it any suprise that this is their response?
I agree that antivaxxers are bonkers. I've had over 20 vaccines in my life for flu, COVID, measles, mumps, rubella, diphtheria, tetanus, pertussis, polio, rabies, hepatitis, meningitis, etc. and experienced no significant adverse effects besides temporary injection site soreness, temporary headache, and temporary lymph node swelling, all of which were minor and were far better than getting the diseases listed above. That said, the FDA and CDC did a shit job during COVID explaining masks and vaccines. At the start of the pandemic, Fauci went live on TV telling people NOT to wear masks because he's a fucking idiot. Similarly, FDA told everyone the mRNA COVID vaccines were 90% effective without explaining that they were referring to efficacy against severe illness and death, NOT against transmission. So when vaccinated people starting catching COVID (albeit with less severe infection compared to non-vaccinated people), it just confused a lot of people who then concluded that the vaccine must not work for anything. FDA and CDC are useless fucks who do nothing but rubber-stamp big pharma, and I say this as an extremely pro-vaccine person. FDA also helped cause the opioid epidemic by letting Purdue say their oxycodone was not addictive (would be funny if it weren't so sad) and they caused the baby formula crisis by not allowing plentiful and healthier European baby formula to be imported. Fuck FDA.
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
06/13/21
so how'd that prediction go
it came true, not because of the vax but because of long covid
although I believe the vax can cause long covid as well. But it's a moot point because covid will cause long covid before that.
Bro I'll scream in the middle of a Wal Mart just because of existential dread, I don't need drugs or memory loss for that
Jessie, what the fuck are you talking about?!
Ha ha 3 people in my family died of COVID, I love people like this so much.
this is too lucid and well written, makes me think this guy is deliberately bullshitting for whatever reason
Poe's law but I honestly hope it's sincere that'd be fucking hilarious
hey don't call me nostradamus or nothing, but a year from now, american society will be rife with senseless violence and social alienation. i'm just perceptive i guess.
Just put these people down damn
I must admit i do sometimes feel like that, but it's somehow always after reading some of the intense libshit in media.
I scream, u scream, we all scream for the vaxx!!!!!
Conservatives usually do all these things unprompted even without getting vaccinated lol
