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58 0 ReplyTurned out he was somewhat correct since after next crash US forgot rocket science for a decade.
17 0 ReplyI was trying to figure out how the Challenger "cut short" him being an astronaut. That makes sense
Who knew being an astronaut could be dangerous? No one knew this
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Is that it? He didn't even qualify? I was wondering how 7 dead astronauts made his chances to fly less likely...
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so this is like distilled essence of 100% pure burgerpunk isn't it??
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Explaining the virtue of perseverance through the lens of the perils of manned spaceflight to Americans: imagine selling burgers
46 0 ReplySo you never became the thing you wanted and you also turned into a human corporate pig?
Depressing bro.
44 0 Replyfuck this asshole and his implication that most people just aren't willing to work hard enough to purchase a McDonald's franchise
40 0 ReplyMaybe if all these zoomlineals stopped buying avocado toast and Zoloft they'd be able to scrape together a few million dollars for a McDonald's of their own
Then they could simply purchase things from their friends McDonald's in a circular fashion to increase the GDP infinitely
12 0 ReplyI mean you only need like what, like a few hundred thousand to do that, and about the same net worth. What's stopping you?
7 0 ReplyMcDonald's franchisee applicants must have a minimum of $500,000 available in liquid assets and pay a $45,000 franchise fee. Those looking to launch a new McDonald's franchise can expect to shell out between $1,314,500 and $2,306,500. Existing franchise operations can cost upwards of $1 million.
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I wanted to join Starfleet, but I settled for Ferenginar
39 0 ReplyCheck out the logo for the China National Space Administration, they just mixed the United Federation of Planets and Starfleet logos together
20 0 ReplyAlso check Roskosmos and ISRO, all those people are living the Trek already lol.
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From hog farmer to hog farmer. A true American Hero
36 0 Replyfucking pussy is afraid of a little explosion
28 0 ReplyYeah I don’t know how he intended that to be taken other than bitch made.
22 0 ReplyIf you gave me a seat on a rocket I'd be on it on an instant. This guy is a baby
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So his Congressional tenure is post-hog?
27 0 ReplyHow much your parents earn? Tell us, what do they do?
23 0 Reply"Including hog farming"
22 0 ReplyKeep farming those big girthy hogs dude. Respect.
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21 0 Replywhat i thought he was actually an astronaut and was like next up but the challenger accident somehow put an end to that oh man.
8 0 Replyhe was on the space ship and he took the last parachute before it exploded
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Giving up my desire to be a space man to instead be a burgerman.
Same diff nbd
19 0 ReplyIf you just work hard (and receive generational wealth), you too can become a
small business kulakfranchisee.18 0 ReplyI read Hot Dog Farmer for a second and it conjured some imagery to say the least.
17 0 ReplyCattails. A real explosion of flavor.
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Shoot for the moon and you will reach the point of underpaying kids to serve junk food that funds your pool.
16 0 ReplyAmerica has had a Chief Justice Burger in the past, how long until we get a President Burger.
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Linkedin-ass post
8 0 Reply7 0 ReplyHog out or log out, congressman.
6 0 ReplyAfter Joe Biden was elected president, I had to abandon my dreams of being a drug dealer.
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