Gen Z has made their own :maybe-later-kiddo:

You're gonna have to explain to millions of women across the country why there is a national abortion ban and they no longer have a constitional, fundamental right to an abortion.

The democrats had the house, senate, and presidency when Dobbs went into effect. They didn't even try to enact a legislative solution. Fuck off.

I don’t think it’s my job to explain why other people didn’t do anything about it for the 50 years that they could have. I can, but I’m tired
Don't worry. Next time they'll promise even harder than the last time.
- it was hard this time so we didn't but we'll try harder next time
Sorry they just couldn't because apparently the House Parlimentarian or something said they couldn't. Maybe in a real democracy we vote for that guy he sounds more important than all the other folks we have the option to vote for
- I don't mean to be the contrairentarian, but it's even funnier (funny in the same way it's used in the beginning of the song Mad World) because the Parliamentarian did something else to undermine his argument. They were the scapegoat for making the economic bill in COVID (another hehexd moment) shittier. Abortion slipping through during Biden's watch just happened anyway. Trump probably would have passed the same neutered efforts to sure up necessary infrastructure against increasing climate related effects. Either way the US is going hard AF trying to dominate energy.
  The economics are devestatingly bad, the domestic policy is barbaric, and the foreign policy is so bad WW3 probably doesn't happen because the US crumbles before something mobilizes, but it doesn't stop the US from putting its whole soul into reenacting all the shit that made people want to stop Hitler.
Would fucking love for a lib to try that line.
Like you said, the reason is because libs refused to do anything so they could use it as a cudgel to get people to vote instead of offering anything because they never thought republicans would do it. Because they're absolute fucking dogshit at politics.
- I'd argue that they're extremely good at the kind politics they're paid to be good at.
- They are good at politics, the problem is that their politics are being good cop to Republican bad cop.

Not recognising American places that share their name with old world areas is praxis.
- You’re saying there’s a NEW England? Why, the old one was bad enough!
- They made Transylvania into Pennsylvania? Downgrade

he really said all the progress we've made in the last three years on abortion will be gone if you don't vote biden lol

You heard him. If Biden isn't reelected, the Roe vs. Wade repeal will be undone.

you’re gonna have to explain why the DOJ and FBI are gone

That would be great. And why is Biden put in contrast to “the guy who s-xually abuses women”?

Because they don't believe women if they're accusing their guys
Republicans will just rename the FBI to something else to pretend they've abolished it
- You'll still have the agents from the GCHQ, CSIS, ASIS, and GCSB! The rest of the five eyes would never abandon you

I’ve never seen a video shot inside a car that has an actually good take.

shot inside a car
- I should print this out and hang it somewhere near my desk, I think it might help me feel better anytime I fuck something up.
- if you know, you know
Cars act as a faraday cage, preventing the evil commie brainwashing rays from hitting people, so they have even worse opinions as a result.
- faraday cage, preventing the evil commie brainwashing rays from hitting people
  McCarthy cage
This is why cars must be abolished
The fact that he had the composure to use a desk is the only reason Nostalgia Critic was taken seriously for so long.
reviewbrah consistently has good takes. Except for the meat and dairy eating. I rescind my point
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8fKJ7rq/
- gem

Now he can be an emoji if anyone wants that

Just the face.
- the face and floating hands like rayman
- The father, the son, and the holy spirit
- who is the first guy? he looks liek a stereotypical suburban cracker
For me it depends, is this like a babyfaced 22 year old, or is this a lil 16 year old actual baby? If closer to the latter then let em be
- Good impulse, but this fucker is running a DNC-aligned podcast trying to be another Pod Save America clone, rather than someone who isn't seeking a media career just making a personal expression like
  . We can say let em be when he stops polluting the airwaves with his shitty little podcast.
  Also it inexplicably has "unplugged" in the title like he doesn't understand that MTV Unplugged was named for the use of acoustic instruments. Like, you're a fucking talking head, what are you unplugged from? tHe MaTrIx?
- It's not some random guy. He's a fully committed liberal. Chris Mowrey is 21 years old and created a Gen-Z Democrat podcast called Chris & Harry Unplugged.
  https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/chris-harry-unplugged/id1695604098
too much legs
:maybe-later-tankie:

DNC aiming for the coveted teenagers with rich parents demographic

I'm voting.... for PSL. 😎

writing in Hamas , not that I even get a vote, how unfair is that? I'm letting women down 😭
Who's their candidate? I vaguely recall hearing that they were running someone other than Gloria LaRiva this election.
- Claudia De la Cruz and Karina Garcia

What's this $1T Biden has invested in fighting climate change?

Has the climate in Gaza and East Ukraine not changed?
It's made up
Even if you look at the White House website, the figures they tout for climate change related stuff are barely in the 10's of billions
So only like 900-ish billion off
They didn't specify which side they were fighting for.

Lib: "Your didn't vote for Biden? Explain yourself!"

No.

"I don't support genociders"
Huh, that actually wasn't a lot of explaining at all
- Lib: akshewally Hamas...
"He sucks ass, and before you lecture me go fuck yourself"

"I'm a communist. Biden gets the gulag, Trump gets the wall. Actually no now he's actively doing a genocide he gets the wall too. Thanks for asking."

“You’re gonna have to explain blah blah blah if you don’t vote for blah blah blah”

Why do yanks like to film videos in their cars so much? It's so fucking weird.

I think it's a very contrived attempt at appearing spontaneous
"You know, I wasn't planning on making this video, in fact, I was just going about my daily business. But I cannot remain silent, and it's so urgent that I post I've got to do it right here and now"
No public spaces. Being in your car is basically the only place you can be other than your house.
It's easiest to film where you live
Sometimes it's just so you don't have to think about your family or roommates listening in? I don't have a car but I usually only make tiktoks when my roommate's gone cus I feel like it'd be awkward lmao
America's car-centric brain poisoning encompasses all.
A cars a good place to film a video on a phone

In me mums Hyundai Sonata, and here’s why you should vote for genocide Joe

Broom broom

This little shit is literally 11 years old

oh god this is even worse than the last one

History repeats
First as a bit
Then as cringe

In an effort to win Gen Z voters, the Biden campaign is weaponizing pretty twinks and adorable kittens: perhaps the most innate desires of college students in 2023

wants you to stop supporting genociders.
My cat is way cooler and she tells you to not vote
Anti-Twink Aktion.
That cat looks terrified.
- I might be biased because my type for guys is either twinks who present femme to some extent or hypermasc buff or dad bod guys, but yeah I really dont see it with this person.
White Twinks are a consistent force for evil
Reject Neoliberal Twinks
Embrace Communist Himbos

The age old tactic of seeming smarter by talking faster

okay, i'd like to see this smug asshole explain to palestinian people why they don't deserve to live so he can have a president that makes hollow statements about social justice issues and doesn't actually do anything about them. he lists off all these issues as if they're somehow on the line in this election, like we have a choice in protecting abortion, lgbtq rights, climate progress, etc in this election. dobbs happened under biden, 1/4th of the country passed anti-trans laws under biden, numerous mass shootings happened under biden, the climate is still worsening under biden, the border wall and racist detainment of immigrant children is still happening under biden. i'd love for him to make another stupid little video in his car explaining why genocide is completely permissible to him so he can have genocidal maniac from blue side instead of genocidal maniac from red side.

Yea all their arguments about what could happen if Biden doesn't win really conveniently ignore the fact all that shit literally already happened under Biden, after they made the exact same argument about voting for him last time.
"You have tonvote for Biden or else people could lose abortion access"
everybody votes for Biden, people lose abortion access
"You have to vote for Biden again or people could.lose abortion access"
It's really not any different than chuds love of pointing to capitalism and saying "this is socialism"

It's not that much of an explanation

He doesn't represent me or my views, so I will not vote for him

Is that the same car as "champ" lady? Is that like a b**g bus for libs?

Oh shit!
- I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
  yewtu.be
  inv.zzls.xyz
  yt.artemislena.eu
  piped.video

I saw some 18 year old on reddit shilling for biden and that's when I knew we;re extra fucked

I liked them better:

Them, fyi

time is a flat circle

hell im not listening to someone that drives on the wrong side of the fuckin road

Gen Zee! You got some 'splainin to do!

I hope to be buried in a car that nice 🫡

Hexbears are tiiiiiiiiired

biden 👏 doesn't 👏 have 👏 to 👏 run 👏

maybe don't campaign for trump sweatie & pick a better candidate.

like, i know the DNC won't because this is the fucking point of controlled opposition, but this whole line of reasoning is really disingenuous.

Hillary should run again

if it's not an option then why am i gonna do it??

and brother if things were close enough in my state for my vote to actually matter you've got bigger problems

I won't have any explaining to do because no one will ever inquire into me like that because no one gives a shit, that's part of why I don't vote! Completely alienated! And then after sitting here alienated and alone, the only attention I get is scolding from these guys? Why the fuck would anyone ever find that attractive or convincing?

Bish we ain’t even had primaries yet. We ain’t even had the chance to have the deep state start a worldwide disaster to stop the left again yet. Chill out, all in due time.

Nonfucking way there's any dem primaries.
New York already set a precedent for canceling them and crowning a king last time around don't see us coming back from that.

"Between fascists and the people who have been doing the stuff that makes fascism bad, I 'chose' (purely by not voting for Biden) the party that wouldn't make liberals completely check out or run constant defense for it simply because it's a democrat in charge."

Baby Rick Astley

Whatever happened to

, did they make anything other political content after Biden won and or aided genocide

Would the Democrats even win in the first place if the peoples who say they wont vote for him change their mind? I seriously doubt they would beat the Republicans even with their full "potential voter base" voting for them. Aren't the elections manipulated anyways?