Ecks dot com (CW: libertarianism)

"yes - only child prostitute"

Should move to Argentina, heard they're abolishing the age of consent.

I'm really hoping this is just some very dark humor
- Never bet against hell world.
- They're reducing the election of a free market extremist in Argentina into "haha libertarians are pedos" jokes.
  Indeed, the people most likely to be welcoming to them are market radicals and if your worldview revolves around "everything must be allowed", then legalizing that is likely to happen.

When I was in grad school, my advisor used to respond to any question that began "Imagine a possible world where.." by just stopping the questioner and saying *no, I'd rather not."

Imagine a world where you didn't have to listen to these stupid questions

Imagine the american president is 100 years old and dying of dementia. His last wish is one more genocide. Is it ethical for the Zionist Entity to do one?

Yes, but only if the genocide is of only the bourgeoisie

if i ever hear someone say the phrase "free speech" again I'm dunking their head in the toilet

“Imagine a possible world where someone said it ironically”
- i am taking said imaginary liberal to the bathroom with me

sneerclub had a moratorium on threads about her because she posts like this with fulltime dedication

- I regret googling that. Thank you.
  undiluted “grey tribe” cringe

The infinite potential of the human mind and these fools are trying so hard to find justifiable ways to engage in csa.

What if the world was made of chocolate pudding

What if the pudding consents though

It was already a really weird hypothetical, then it just got weirder. Why do they always have to make it weirder?

I suppose it's just what happens when your brain is uncucked and can finally unleash its full power.
Or something.
Reality has a radical bias so you can't really rely too heavily on it to argue for reactionary ideas. Instead they construct elaborate thought experiments and try to reason themselves into the position they want to arrive at from first principles. Being disingenuous jackasses that reasoning always ends up being deceptive and irrational.
- Good point, a lot of the most hardcore "true believers" in this stuff are extremely good at rationalising their own shitty behaviour and making themselves feel like they've "figured it out" when all they really did was find a bunch of vaguely intelligent sounding excuses.

LSD and garden gnomes; not even once

Hypotheticals were a mistake.

:internet-delenda-est:

Suppose-

No.

If you frame it as “terms of a consensually signed contract” they’ll agree that just about anything is acceptable.

Imagining the Make A Wish employee tasked with arranging this

The stress of having to find a new guy because the last one killed himself in prison must be immense

There’s a hidden assumption that they’re properly orderable. They are clearly non-transitive.
- That implies that we could use these options as an extremely cursed alternative to Rock Paper Scissors.

Isn't this literally the plot of a curb your enthusiasm episode

Sorta happened on House too

Stop posting Aella this is her whole thing

ecks more like yucks

Argentinian congressional debates be like

How does one even come to formulate this kind of question? The 2nd choice is basically an answer, nvm.

She is an autistic sex worker that works in silicon Valley. The takes that woman has had to endure would break my mind
- Would you randomly think of horny dying children and child prostitution as resolution to said horny dying children problem though?

Liberals justifying their ideology: Imagine this hypothetical situation that has not happened and, even if it does happen, will always remain a weird anecdotal outlying edgecase. In this situation, would you agree with me?

Leftists: Graphs

Once the congress of the youth wing of the far right libertarian party LA passed a resolution calling for the legalization of necrophilia and consensual cannibalism. Libertarians are freaks.

interesting....looking into it....