Weekend Caption Contest: No Moons
Hello,
I keep forgetting to do these, but WhoRoger sent me this recently, and it's now all I can think about.
Please suggest your own captions for this pic.
Also: please feel free suggest any other images we can use for future contests, (or any suggestions for Wednesday themes, for that matter.)
Thanks!
Well, now I know why Greedo shot first.
Han always shoots first with those cannons.
Maclunkey!
Someone tweet this at Harrison Ford. Or whatever tweeting is called these days.
X-creting
Han Solo Duo
Trans-galactic smuggler, Hana Solo
They're bigger than the Imperial Jugs, not the local saggy-tits, mind you. I'm talking about the big Corellian Jugs, now. They're big enough for the Old Man.
"Yes, I shot first"
"I'm a smuggler, kid. That's why I had these babies installed!"
"Oh! How much can they hold?"
"If the lighting is right, a whole squadron! That's how we smuggled an entire freighter's worth of chak-root on to Coruscant!"
'I'm also a qualified pilot on a motorboat you know'
Who’s scruffy looking now, tinytits Leia!?
You came in the thing? How?
"Awww, tits!"
I spit out my tea when I saw this one.
So, what do you think about that Anakin?
Well, you know, I couldn't find a speeder that I really liked…