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coeliacmccarthy [he/him, they/them] @hexbear.net

2y ago

emergency hitler particle transfusion

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the nurse WEARING THE FUCKING FLAG LMAO
- I wonder where they learned it.
  
  People really don't like it when you tell them that Manifest Destiny and Lebensraum influenced Zionism.
- It’s like an RPG where people buy cosmetics specifically to look as goofy as possible
  
  Jacket: Apartheid State Flag Cape
  This is just literally a big flag tucked into the neck of your shirt.
  +1 Esprit de Corps: I'm a Superhero!
  +1 Composure: It's photo ops time
  -2 Conceptualization: What the fuck are you doing
- I know it would be very old-fashioned but to complete the outfit - she should have a blue and white nurses hat with a big Star of David.
Is it typical for a phlebotomist to wear an Israeli flag cape?
- She has the honor of pre-splattering the flag in blood before it's used on the front lines
- yes
Sorry only white blood cells
Why do Germans get a unique name for their armed forces? Wehraboos? Actually better question, why didn't Germany get Article 9'd after the war? That's like one of the few good things the bastard MacArthur did.
- why didn't Germany get Article 9'd after the war
- Why do Germans get a unique name for their armed forces? Wehraboos?
  Normalising it functions to make the nazi armed forces just sound like regular Germany, which is part of re-nazification.
  Actually better question, why didn't Germany get Article 9'd after the war? That's like one of the few good things the bastard MacArthur did.
  Because they're white and the Japanese are not white.
- Because Germans speak.. a different language? "Luftwaffe" is not a proper noun, it's German for "Air Forces."
  
  Personally, I would've just changed the name to something that wasn't used by the Nazis if I was in charge of West Germany after the war 🤔
  
  So in English it would the German Airforce. Not the German Luftwaffe.
  Would be like calling it the French Armée de l'Air.
  
  Well, one of the quirks of the German language is that every noun is a proper noun in a way, since you should capitalize the first letter of every noun. I'm sure that plays a part in why people think it is an actual proper name instead of just a noun.
- had to look it up so I might as well share:
  "Aspiring sincerely to an international peace based on order, the Japanese people forever renounce war as a sovereign right of the nation and the threat or use of force as means of settling international disputes. In order to accomplish the aim of the preceding paragraph, land, sea and air forces, as well as other war potential, will never be maintained. The right of belligerency of the state will not be recognized."
  —Article 9, The Constitution of Japan (1947)
  
  land, sea and air forces, as well as other war potential, will never be maintained.
  Well ackshually they’re technically American bases so they don’t count! Warmongering ok if we do it through Amerikkka!
  
  In order to accomplish the aim of the preceding paragraph, land, sea and air forces, as well as other war potential, will never be maintained.
  Well that was a fucking lie.
  
  🥰
- needed the Nazis as hatchetmen for the cold war.
I like how the FRG and the hitler ones are called the Luftwaffe, but the GDR one was the Luftstreitkräfte
- Luftstreitkräfte was used by the Empire too.
  
  and the weimar republic. seems like a more neutral term than the nazi one, plus nobody knows anything about imperial germany besides the kaiser stealing our word for "twenty"
Surprised they let him donate despite HIV concerns. (Hitler in Veins)
like, literally
i literally thought this was an onion piece
That nurse with the gaudy flag is fuckin ridiculous
- Faster than a fleeing Palestinian child. More powerful than a weeping mother. Able to leap corpse piles in a single bound.
  Look! Up in the sky! It's a plane! It's an Israeli missile! It's Supergenocide!
Just when you think they can't get any more over the top melodramatic.
An uncanny resemblance to Goering.
...Well, dress for the job you want and not the one you have I guess? Does that still apply if the job you have is a perfectly respectable medical profession and the job you want is... whatever the fuck this is?

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