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4d ago

What happens to all of them?

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live news person / world's hairiest seventh grader reaction
- Cody's Showdy gets no respect.
  
  Is it worth a watch?
- Turn out the only alive adult Cody is locked away in a room with only fox news and the communist Manifesto as info... For his safety of course
I met one. He was an asshole.
That's because when they grow up it is no longer acceptable to use that nickname and they go by Codward instead.
- Codythy
  
  That's an Irish name and it's pronounced "Doug".
- I thought it was Codsworth
I had a friend named Cody who was a straight A student, changed schools in 7th grade, fell in with a bad group of kids, got into a car accident, fell into a coma, lost site in one eye, and now coaches snowboarding. Not dead, though
- Not dead, though
  Yes dead inside doesn’t count
I have a cousin named Cody... that I haven't seen since high school 🤔🤔🤔😯
Wait what about Doctor Mister Cody?
- Warmbo is actually his bodyguard, and the corn cream is actually antidote.
  
  Now we know why. It all makes sense. It's all a ploy to get his bodyguard paid in plain sight.
- Thought you were talking to me for a second
  
  No no you are Mister doctor Cody
  
  It's strange.
I managed a Cody whom I called Codeine because he was a such a dope. 30ish, sold himself as a technician. In a car shop, pulled a ceiling mounted air hose over the left front fender to fill the rear tire, scratched the paint badly from the gritty hose. Left the bosses rolling stool under the alignment lift and heard plywood cracking as he lowered it, didn’t bother stopping until it was flat. Found out a week later he left the tierod nuts loose after adjustment. Left a flathead screwdriver in his back pocket and popped a hole in the customer seat. Worked one full day, sent home at lunch the next day with a full days pay, worth the price to get rid of him.
- I was thinking that was dude's first month from the way you were describing it. One day?! He's like a walking condom advertisement!
  
  Got a nickname like that in a day and a half.
Isnt there a youtuber called codyslab? He looks pretty old.
- WhistlinDiesel is in his 20s too. Though portrays himself as having the intelligence of a 7th grader, so maybe that got him alived
  
  Uh, is that really a "portrayal"? Dude hangs out with Jake Paul.
That's because Cody is short for Come On Die Young.
- Can Only Die Young
  
  Cum Once Die Young
8th for me. Can confirm otherwise, though.
Cody's Showdy.
There are less than 300k people named Cody in the US
It's just not a very popular name
My uncle's name is Cody, he is 39. Unfortunately no one has strangled him yet. 🤞
- 🎶CODY, CODY RHODES🎶 🎶CODY, CODY RHODES🎶
Or switches to their middle name to avoid the shame of being "Cody."
They usually change it back to Cod Liver Oil when they become adults
- What about the tuna booze oil?
The real name of Youtuber Alternate History hub is Cody, and he is probably in his Thirty's by now.
A disproportionate number of them become NFL quarterbacks. Who then end up playing for the Cleveland Browns, which kills them.
The few codys I've met all wound up in logistics and/warehousing
Nah, Cody teaches jujitsu at my kids’ afterschool program and looks to be in his early 30’s.
- So you're going to need a replacement soon?
  
  💯
I knew a Cody grade but I don't have any memories of him after that. Theory checks out..m
Damn..the one Cody I knew committed suicide and it was before 34
- No way a bloke on my street named Cody died in car accident at the ripe age of 33. Conspiracy is real. /s
Riptide anyone?
A friend of my husband's is a Cody and teaches at their old school now!
I’ve never met a Cody, period. They aren’t common here.
I don't know about "executed", but if you go by the Matchbox 20 song Kody, there might be some mental health problems.
Cody & Ko! Noooo! Watch out!!
Cody Ko... but he probably likes seventh graders
It's a stupid name. If you have it, get it changed.

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