Ahoy, what's the most unhinged wierd shower curtain I can put in a shower.
Ahoy, what's the most unhinged wierd shower curtain I can put in a shower.
Ahoy, what's the most unhinged wierd shower curtain I can put in a shower.
A transparent one
This is our shower curtain.
We have this one!
Ha same!
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One of the nuclear waste warnings.
Edit: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long-term_nuclear_waste_warning_messages
“This place is not a place of honor... no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here... nothing valued is here.
What is here was dangerous and repulsive to us.”
I put that over my loo. Showers and tubs can be nuanced.
Get a picture of yourself taking a shower. Print that onto the shower curtain.
One that is way too short
Porky piggin’ it
Velvet.
One with your face printed on it.
I'm sure there are hentai shower curtains
beads
Plain curtain. Cut a hole about 3 inches in diameter, about 30 inches from the ground. Line the inside of the hole with duct tape.
The full text of the communist manifesto in fine print on the inside and this on the outside:
window blinds
None whatsoever.
And then carpet the floor. Between the two, guests probably won't stay long past the first bathroom break.
A shower curtain of After Dark Flying Toasters
White one with brown/yellow shading near the bottom to make people think it's dirty, but it's not
I once saw a local Zillow listing with a very graphic gay bdsm shower curtain. So you can buy that somewhere, but that's a Google search I am not about to make for you.
Apparently they're closed now, but Artscow used to offer to print any image you provided on a shower curtain for you. I'm sure other alternatives exist these days.
A photo of yourself, naked, in that very shower. With your dick enlarged to a comical size. (Or shrunk.) (Yes this is a gender neutral suggestion.)
A semi-translucent one with the blurry silhouette of people making out printed on it.
Staple a tarp to the ceiling so it hangs down in front
A DIY one made from cardboard
A shower curtain of a very important, and well known document from your country such as the Charter of Rights and Freedoms from Canada, or Declaration of Independence from the US. If you live in a country that still recognizes the British monarch, you could also put up a photo of the king (very common in government and military buildings)
C H A R L E S I S W A T C H I N G
human skin
A picture of a masturbating man inside (ideally you)
The one with you naked since it defies half of the purpose.
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