Under the Ohio sign
Under the Ohio sign
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Not true! They also get a movement bonus, if the movement is away from Ohio.
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Michael Collins (the guy in the command module that flew around the moon for Apollo 11) spent part of his childhood in Ohio, meaning he is the person who lived in ohio and was able to acheive being the farthest distance away from it.
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oooh nice I was going to say Neil Armstrong but obv. the module in orbit was flying further away than the surface of the moon.
Plus, it's well-known that Armstrong's first words on stepping on the barren surface of the moon were: "Looks like Cleveland on a Saturday night." lmao gottem.
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Ohio produces more astronauts per capita than any other state including two of the most notable: John Glenn (who also fled ohio to go to the senate) and Niel Armstrong.
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They also get the "world's worst pizza style" debuff thanks to Ohio Valley pizza.
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Hey, it is bad, but the worst pizza is Altoona style. Also since both of these are associated with Pennsylvania let's just acknowledge they have awful pizza.
Also I'll die on the hill of Dayton-style pizza being the best in the country.
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Wtf, this should be a warning on travel advisories.
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It's high school cafeteria pizza that never even got hot enough to melt the cheese!
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ALL sports teams feels like a stretch. When's the last time a Cleveland Browns fan had any hope?
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I'm pretty sure there is also a passive bonus to music creation.
So many good bands come from Ohio for some reason. Although that reason is probably so they can go on a tour out of state.
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They should also get a debuff whenever a train derails..
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👨🚀🔫👨🚀
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O - H!
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