Why are you trans? Wrong answers only.

I installed Arch

Bought the Blahaj because I'm a side sleeper in need of a pillow.

Did not read the EULA.

to double jump

to annoy jk rowling

wanted to really shrink my dating pool

Someone marked my gender wrong on a form once and I just sorta went with it.

I just like the headphones with cat ears too damn much

im not trans, this sub just keeps appearing in my feed

if i was though, the reason would be because i don't really give a shit about gender identity and wanna be able to see what its like to be a woman

I got tired of talking about sports and cars all the time

The benefits it offers me in society

Life was too easy, switched to hard mode this go.

A catgirl once called me "little sun" and I couldn't handle the humiliation.

I didn't understand my gender assignment

Needed a new and exciting way to worry my parents

It all started back whenever I got into Celeste speed running...

I majored in comp sci >:3

I'm not

(Phase 1: denial)

To finally be able to compete in professional sports.

I was groomed by a drag queen hidden in the gender neutral bathrooms of my school. I now identify has a straight white patriotic male, I have never been so oppressed.

To increase my social standing and get woke points and take over the united states and

That one episode of The Fairly Oddparents 😔

Because my caboose is so cute…

Oh… not trains?

When I went to the gender shop in 2006, I think I picked up two genders stuck together by mistake.

Possibly the best mistake I ever made.

Needed a new way to blow up my marriage

Peer pressure from the Bionicles meetup

They included the wrong parts in the Build A Baby blue light special at K Mart.

I flunked my gender test so hard that I ended up getting an F

Too much media as a child with girls that pretended to be boys.

I best celeste

Missed the part about being legally required to trans your gender after doing it

I checked the wrong box on my birth certificate

It was mandatory when I converted to Satanism.

They told me I could be whatever I wanted when I grew up.

Too much soy

Male depends on a java library, but I preffer Rust

I fell asleep listening to a hypnosis audio one time.

Hygenic toilets

To win at minecraft

I can't be cis, I like Gex!

I accidentally misspelled my hormones

I'm the middle kid and I needed attention.

F1NN5TER.

I just bought this bikini for my totally real girlfriend and never lied to someone selling me bikinis. She just happens to be my height and size and me.

To mansplain without judgement.

My parents picked out the wrong gender, and was passed the return date by the time I realized.

I want to smuggle bricks in my new poonani

I saw a rainbow once

Cuz my mommy was too gentle with me and I didn't have a REAL MAN to teach me toughness and manliness. Things like punching weaklings and shooting tiny furry creatures. So I turned into a GIRL instead.

(She wasn't really lol, but the second part is true)

but, there is no wrong answer?

I watch anime

To blow up everything in my life

Special treatment at work /s

So my wife would have a reason to hate me.

Because I was an aborted baby that took a hard left turn

i lost the remote and cant change back to the default channel

It's all the chemicals in the water