Elon Musk almost certainly doesn’t have a botched penis implant

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A Rumor About Elon Musk’s Penis Won’t Die. Unfortunately, I Found Out What That Would Look Like.

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Elon Musk IS a botched penis implant.
- https://thehardtimes.net/culture/mark-wahlberg-claims-elon-musks-botched-penis-implant-wouldnt-have-gone-down-like-that-if-he-was-attending-surgeon/

I don't know, but people are saying that he does.
- He hasn't denied having a broken penis but he has denied being a Nazi.
  If we assume he either denies all false rumors or denies all true rumors we are left with two possibilities.
  He has a working penis but is a Nazi. He has a broken penis but isn't Nazi.
  Hopefully he denies the penis rumor soon confirming both are true since he's clearly a fucking Nazi.
  
  The other option is he's truely afraid of people knowing he broken penis thing, but the nazi thing is just free publicity.
- Many people.
  
  The best people
- The problem is, this is stupidly infantile when there is so much to legitimately criticize him for. I despise seeing people making meme-sults against oligarchs because, for people on the outside looking in, it looks pathetic and just sounds like those making fun of them don't actually have any legitimate complaints or criticisms and are making shit up out of desperation.
  Imagine trying to lay out why Musk is terrible; from his slimy business practices, to his meddling with elections, to him costing countless thousands their job, to his distain for the common man... And then some greasy fucking edgelord thinks it'll help to stand up and shout "AND HIS PEE PEE BROKEN! STUPID, GROSS PEE PEE MAN!" It's just fucking embarrassing.
  
  To be a successful communicator, you have to understand your audience and speak in terms they understand.
  P.s. you're not wrong, tho
  
  The majority of the electorate will respond to the latter. Use the tools that work, not the ones you wish would work.

Hey until he shows his dick on one of his mmo streams that mother fucker has a botched penis implant full stop
- it does go in line that all his other children besides vivian are all IVF.

Nobody cares.
Fling shit until something sticks. Go wild.
- I disagree. Tearing down the very concept of the truth, and making everything a fact-free free-for-all where whoever has the loudest platform can convince everyone of whatever crazy nonsense and then people will run with it, is exactly their goal.
  Russia actually, in the early days when they were deploying this stuff for regional politics, used this to great effect. They would propagandize for themselves, for their enemies, for random other points of view, they would fund opposition-aligned organizations and promote big messy fights, until people couldn't tell up from down anymore. Truth matters. That is the only solution, to me.

That's just like, their opinion.

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