Anon spectates a slap fight

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>9th grade
>Get first boyfriend
>He wants me to meet his friends
>okay.jpg 
>Halfway to his friends house he tells me, "I dunno if I should have brought you. 
We usually don't allow girls to hang out with us."
>wat
>Meet his friends, they're playing games and everyone seems normal and okay
>Gameplay gets rowdy
>Suddenly dude who won takes out his erect dick and tries to 
shove it into the loser dude's mouth
>wat
>10 minutes later, dickfight
>Winning dude is poking other dudes in the back of their pants with his bare cock
>Quiet dude is kind of secretly stroking his
>Other dudes are either slapping their cocks on someone else or 
slapping someone else's cock
>Ask boyfriend if this is normal
>It is
>wat
Apparently, they were being calmer than usual because I was there
>mfw

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mfw

This could be fake, but it's definitely gay.
- I dunno. Balls weren't touching
- Absolutely fake. There are no girls on the internet, remember?

I mean god forbid boys have fun

What, you thought boys believed girl pajama parties were a sapphic paradise for no reason? They're extrapolating.
- for no reason
  Someone hasn't seen the videos
- well, projecting, but it's basically right

Watching someone interacting with a different friendship group is always bizarre.
I had a mate from school like this. Went to his house and met his local town friends. They spent half the time tickling each other and trying to depants each other.
I can believe parts of OPs story
- Code switching is a thing, I suppose.

Look, every guy out there has either shoved his cock into his friends' mouths, or shoved his in theirs, after a big win.
That's just how it is. You take the dick in the mouth, you fondle the balls, stick a finger up their ass, swallow the jizz then pwn them next round. That's what being a guy is all about. Girls just don't understand

Suzie? Is this about the D Club??
- Alright Frank, you really think you've got what it takes to join the D Club?

Waaayyy back in the day, I was hanging out with two kids I had been talking to, at my new school, for the first time. We were taking turns playing Ninja Gaiden 3. When the one guy finally beat it they started chanting victory joystick! They then proceeded to pulls out their cocks, and started moving them around with one had, and using the other to press on their balls, like they were using joysticks. I felt real uncomfortable so I peaced out.
Next time we saw each other in school they asked why I left, and accused me of being gay for thinking it was weird. These two are on the DL to this day. Married, kids, fucking dudes at sex clubs. They even claim to be 100% straight to the people who know them from the sex club... Though I am told it isn't really that uncommon for guys who patronize these clubs to be like this.

I wanna go :(

Boys will be boys…

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