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Misinformation

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If you really want to raise your testosterone you have to drink cum. It's packed with testosterone.
- Recycling!
  
  Gotta mix that shit with orange fanta
- I read that last sentence in the voice of Bane from that one Auralnauts video.
  Cum...is packed...with testerone.
  This video

Looks like they ate the onion
- /thread

*Disinformation
Dis: intentional
Mis: Unintentional
- https://www.dictionary.com/browse/misinformation seems to disagree. I have heard misinformation in both contexts.
  
  That's just Big Misinformation spreading Disinformation about disinformation.
- Huh. One of 10,000 today.
  
  make that two lol

how do you even "feel" an increase in T? more irrational aggression? acute hair loss?
- You are not that far off. For me:
  Hair grows everywhere except where you want it to.
  It's a bit easier to gain muscles with the same amount of exercise and the same diet.
  And yes, more irrational aggression to some degree.
  Obviously not because of onions, though
  
  interesting with a bit of perspective. i started balding at 21 so i don't really have anything to compare to...
- I feel like there's this explot in human psychology:
  People are pretty bad at matching causes to effects.
  Doing something novel / outside your usual routine can feel pretty good, regardless of what it is you're doing.
  Therefore: People who try weird diets, snake oils, or letting the sun shine on their asshole really do feel better afterwards, at least for a while. That must mean it works!
  
  Post hoc ergo proptor hoc
  
  can confirm butthole is tanned now
  
  That's the placebo effect, baby. That's part of why's we's gots control groups in medical studies - to filter out the noise of just having hope now that you've got something new.

Honestly, cutting an onion and eating it raw like a snack is underrated
- Raw red onion with some dijon mustard...
- Am I wrong for liking raw onion? I mean, I wouldn't eat it like an apple, but I do enjoy sneaking a few pieces when I'm cooking something. The crisp texture is kind of nice. Not to mention green onions - I've been biting the heads off of those since I was a kid.
  
  No. Raw onion is delicious, especially with coriander. Hummus, raw onion, raw shredded cabbag, coriander leaf, and a big dollop of chilli sauce in a wrap. It's like eating god's cum.
- Depends on the onion. A sweet onion, like a vidalia, is almost edible for me. We east green onions raw all the time, and red onions raw, in small amounts, on salads. It's just volume that makes onions challenging. And age. Onions get more potent as they age.
  But I'd eat a fresh, raw Vidalia; I wouldn't enjoy it, but it wouldn't exactly be suffering.
- I did the raw white onion on peanut butter challenge and it is actually a great pairing. Get some crackers, spread peanut butter, sprinkle some finely diced onions on top.
- Raw onion eaten by itself sometimes makes me sneeze, but I still eat it haha.

Madlad 🧅

That is just the Glacebo Effect.

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