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  • 258 million is nothing.

    I just saved everyone I the planet 4 times in a row. I can use my mind-brain powers to create a psychic shield against evil spiders from outer space.

    all of you would be so cocooned right now, just being mummified on planet Xybort, if it weren't for me.

    yw

  • It's true, Biden juggle combo-ed me to death with wave after wave of fentanyl imports. Some say I am still in the air taking hits to this day

  • Didn't even do the back-of-the-napkin exaggerations right. If you convert the 3,400kg to mg and divide that by the LDC (lethal dose — cop) of 3mg and assume everyone is unlucky because God would have hated us for not voting

    , that works out to around 1.1 billion lives saved.

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