Horniess is the muse of innovation rule

My wife and I need a new bed, we pretty much just have a matress and box spring sitting on a metal frame.

I'm a drafter by trade. So I designed us a new bed, a sturdy one. It will have four posts, and it will have recessed tie downs built into it. The foot board will double as a set of stocks, and best of all the matress will be at just the right height.

And I learned that I shouldn't design bedroom furniture while horny.

Just hang a boxing bag there most of the time like a normal person

I'm pretty sure it's sex sling...