Horniess is the muse of innovation rule
Horniess is the muse of innovation rule
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My wife and I need a new bed, we pretty much just have a matress and box spring sitting on a metal frame.
I'm a drafter by trade. So I designed us a new bed, a sturdy one. It will have four posts, and it will have recessed tie downs built into it. The foot board will double as a set of stocks, and best of all the matress will be at just the right height.
And I learned that I shouldn't design bedroom furniture while horny.
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Just hang a boxing bag there most of the time like a normal person
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I'm pretty sure it's sex sling...
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I like the look of this place, honey. But why are there 5 smoke alarms in the bedroom?
I have the unfunny answer! We bought a house from an old couple. There are smoke detectors in all the bedrooms, because one of them was on oxygen.
It's law to have them in every room where I live, but not 5 in one lol.