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The Picard Maneuver @lemmy.world

4d ago

The man is an open book to future employers.

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I took a fat, greasy shit today.
Yeah, I admit it.
And I'm sure many of you out there have taken your fair share.
But why am I bringing this up?
For two reasons:
Because no topic is off limits and
Because it's important to be aware of the consequences of eating Chipotle
There are some things that need to be done in moderation.
For some (including myself), questionable food is one of them.
Be very aware of the things that if you do too much cause more harm than good.
Carry on.
- Bro, apples don’t poop. WTF
  
  About the little mole who wanted to know, who had made a doodoo on his head
- Because it’s important to be aware of the consequences of eating Chipotle
- More useful than the original.
- As a European, the only information I have about Chipotle is that makes you shit greasy and greatly. Sounds like something straight out of Idiocracy from here.
  
  It’s not actually bad as long as the chipotle you go to is decent. I’ve never had trouble eating it; was only joking. They use fresh ingredients which is more than a lot of American fast food can say
- might want to look in to getting a little more fiber in that diet if it was greasy. drink more water too.
  
  Ok coca cola corp
- This cracked me up.

I do watch porn. But at least I'm on an ANONYMOUS FUCKING INTERNET FORUM so I can say it.
- just for shits and giggles I went through the last 7 days of your comments and took notes:
  UK citizen (uses currency and talks about local chocolate brands)
  SteamDeck owner
  soccer/football fan
  gamer
  DRM hater
  frequent videogame pirate (knows the name of a less popular repacker)
  work at job about shoes
  doesn't have a foot fetish
  boycotting the US
  Porn watcher (probs older bc you referenced a specific one and people don't do that nowadays)
  From this I would have to call every shoe stores in the UK to inform them that there is a miniscule chance their employee watches porn in their free time.
  I wasted like 20m on this lol
  And to be fair I'm not any better, I doxxed my full location on lemmy once accidentally 😂
  
  boycotting the US
  
  Except for the foot things; that doesn't narrow it down at all!
- Anonymous? I know your E Mail, IP Address and will analyze all your previous posts
  
  Is email really visible, I thought that wasn't displayed publicly. I don't see your email
- Settle down Francis.
- Ok Jaden

Theres 2 kinds of men, those who jerk off and fucking liars.
- true but... linkedin?
  linkedin?
- me when i jack off to sleep in the cafeteria

The “Carry on” at the end - like he’s stopped you in the street to share this nugget of wisdom, and is giving you a firm pat on the shoulder before sending me on your way.
- I like to think he is saying that to himself because he interrupted his porn binge to post this.
  
  Nothing like a good wank to clear the mind and uncover fundamental truths about the universe

Linkedin is comedy heaven, I always lough with the content.

"No topic is off limits" and "Be aware of indulgences in your life" are, in my opinion, great pieces of advice that you should apply to your close ones. However, LinkedIn is definitely not the place for this.
- as someone that never took anything worthwhile out of linkedin, i kind of like that people post this stuff there :P
- This is solidly Facebook.

I had to look up what "digital real estate" is and best i can tell it's something like real estate in the metaverse, hoarding website domains, or some other bullshit
- The future is a dead mall. If you have the time, this is a great documentary on it. Line Only Goes Up is great by him too.
  https://archive.org/details/the-future-is-a-dead-mall-decentraland-and-the-metaverse
  
  Just about everything Dan Olson does is amazing
- Apparently they look at a lot of porn.

It's amazing how someone's job description can say "Scammer" in so many more words.
- They even scam you out of your time making you read so many superfluous words

There are A LOT of things that are off limits in the workplace.

TMI dude
- Worked with a guy who was obsessed with Tim Ferris and his 'Opening the Kimono' philosophy on transparency.
  Dude took it really far when he pushed for nude events and "Tell All's" at our company retreat.
  Later quit to run some crypto scam.

you mean the same porn industry that makes billions a year, you mean you are the single person funding them! I couldnt think that people watch that stuff.
- Just like that one kid who got caught buying a dime bag of weed. They directly and solely funded terrorism.
  
  It has to be true no one else did the drugs!
- Wow, that pay cheque...

Imagine not looking at porn at work, couldn't be me

Capitalism is a helluva drug.

He’s got a very valid point with #2 though

Long as you're honest about watching it with your partner. If you're hiding it then you know it's wrong.
- And with jesus, or it's a sin.

kinda confusing

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