i am a cook from white england and this is my cooked

I see this dish every weekend on the sidewalk in the party district.

Bro the germans aint flying overhead no more you dont gotta be eating like this

British cuisine is what happens when your food doesn't evolve past the great depression era of cuisine.

Why is it grey?

There's meat in this? WHERE?

Butchering hundreds of millions

Sun never setting upon the empire at one point

And this is all they have to show for it.

M-M-M-MULTIBEAN

this is what i saw in my toilet earlier

Genuinely upsetting.

an affront to humanity.

I don't know what this is, but looking at it makes me really sad for reasons I can't verbalize.

one of my kitties puked this up just this morning

That looks way too spicy for the Anglo pallet

AI generated

You know that feeling when you're taking a walk on the beach and you see something that's washed up on shore that makes you go "what in the absolute fuck am I looking at, this does not seem natural"?

Genuinely, what is the reason British food look so hideous? My culture's cuisine is for example significantly influenced by mostly agrary society, a lot of forests and the sea.

english people shouldn't be allowed to eat until they learn how to cook real food

It's like a very shitty, British version of Pujol's Mole Madre

reported for not blurrying the image

Looks like something I saw in a Petri dish once.

white england

Belaingerland