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  • And why is it Oracle?

    • Because Oracle is made up of laywers. They and a predictor in seek of pray in the form of BS but legal contracts. They will bill for Java, Virtualbox extension packs or whatever else they can find. It starts will a simple call to a publicly listed number and ends with them billing large companies millions because some rouge employee agreed to something.

      • I was getting at an old Stephen Colbert interview meme from TDS which was asking a questions and giving the answer he wanted to see in the second part of the question.

        "Who was the greatest president and why was it Ronald Reagan?"

  • Microsoft. A TV set top box we were working on had a Microsoft OS. Opening support tickets was like shouting into a void.

    • In my experience they aren't actually that worst vendor. Sure they are bad but companies like Intuit make them look great.

  • Sophos. During their "edge protection is ALL the malware security you need or should have [and just happens to be what we sell now]" phase ~20 years ago.

    Had a stand-up argument with one of their clowns when I worked as a security consultant. Ensured I would never do business with them. The guy was a mindless cultist before it became popular.

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