My legs forgot how to leg
My legs forgot how to leg
My legs forgot how to leg
That's how you get hemorrhoids
How about this - you go to the toilet when you actually want to shit, and doomscroll comfortably somewhere else?
People who don't have kids be like
I do remember though. The before times, the long long ago ...
Pinchin’ one off for my homies
Is that Jean Luc Picard in a three piece suit?
No, it's Jean Luc Picard in a Professor X costume.
Homie, enjoy your incoming hemorrhoid, you've earned it.
Prolapse