shitposting
- Life is shit, may as well make my posts shit to.
The only way out of wage slavery is to exploit others before you are exploited.
No thanks.
- I always thought that this was an allegory to Marxism on a kid's show
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- I sure wish I could vote for a poltical party that respects my bodily autonomy to put what drugs I want in my own body.
Maybe we will be free next life.
- I always think I'm going to make banana bread with my old bananas... but then I don't.
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It's way easier to blend the bananas and put them in pancake/waffle mix.
What are your go to uses for your old bananas? My naners are getting there...
- Fun dinosaur fact: dinosaurs did not have to pay rent
I guess the ones in that 90's TV show "Dinosaurs" had to now that I think about it.
- Fortunately no one lives in the basement with me.
No one around means no witnesses to the 24/7 cringe I generate.
- Thanks for the $2500 a month living expenses mom and dad.
Hope the dopamine hit was worth lifetime of my suffering. Not that they care. Me being born had nothing to do with me or what I wanted. It was 100,000% all about them and what they wanted.
I guess they wanted someone to be exploited by employers and to pay monthly tribute to a landed lord. Mission fucking accomplished.
- MFW I get banned/muted
Aight I get it. I can be a bit to much some times. Most of the time. All the time.
At least yall can mute me, I cant.