Ask me anything, and then edit the comment to make my reply look bad.

What is the ideal number of children dying from preventable diseases each day, sufficient to make you feel happy in yourself?

How tall does a hat have to be for you to want to wear it?

Why were you tweeting that Chris Brown did nothing wrong?

What is your favorite pizza topping?

Which would you rather do, save a kid from a burning building or spend your time or playing with a cat?

Did you ever kill anyone? If so, how many did you kill and did you ever feel like you could have done something different?

Who had some really good ideas but died, sadly, too young before they reached their full potential?

Would you shoot a puppy, if so why?

Given the opportunity, would you expose yourself sexually to a group of kindergartners?

What's your favourite pizza topping?

Which country do you think causes the most problems for everyone and should probably be nuked off the face of the planet?

I've never been good at these. How many babies do you think should be thrown into mount Etna each hour as a sacrifice to appease the Volcano God?

Reasons Lemmy is better than Reddit?

Why do you throw litter out of your car?

If you had to choose a utensil to wipe your butt with (no toilet paper) which would you choose?

I'm pregnant and it's yours. :( What do you want me to do?

What was your favorite way to convince people to vote for Donald J Trump in the recent US election?

Do you like PETA?

What's your opinion on the designated hitter rule in professional baseball?

If you met Kim Jong-un, what would you say to him?

What's your favorite cut of human meat, and who are you looking to murder and eat next?

How does your family feel about Andrew Tate given 2 choices: “crazy hot,” or “sneak into my bedroom, please.”

Do you like it in the butt?

I just found out I have tuberculosis and that I will probably die within a year.

What are the three things you would never do, even for money?

What are some serious things that would only happen in a sitcom?

if you had to choose between solving world hunger or pizza, what would you choose?

What's your opinion of the ghost pepper?

What was your last web search?

How did you support essential workers during the pandemic?

You seem to be mentioning right wing grifters a lot in this thread. What exactly do they do that upsets you so badly?

What style do you murder your victims in?

Are you willing to share a brief description of your political beliefs?

How do you feel about cops?