Kings have nothing to hide.

Zelensky - king of America.

Why wasn't there an interpreter? I know that Zelensky speaks English, but isn't one kind of mandatory?
- DOGE probably fired all the interpreters in an effort to reduce government spending... while also awarding millions of dollars worth of contracts to Musk's companies?
- You'd be hard pressed to find an imterpreter that can translate trumps incomprehensible babble into something most people can understand.
  
  I mean they don't need to translate trump. Zelensky can definitely understand well enough. But you can tell he definitely losing some ability to not respond in his native tongue. So I think a one way translator to English would be helpful.
  
  That's a whole other issue, though

well in fairness, trump can't sit up that straight. you need a spine to do that
- ... entirely seriously, he does not seem to be able to actually stand up straight.
  There are hundreds or thousands of photos where he is like this, this very strange forward posture.
  He... almost certainly has some kind of diagnosable posture/spine related condition.
  
  IIRC this is when trump tried his yanking handshake but Trudeau was ready for it, and I guess Trump refused to take a step forward
  
  Isn't it his shoe lifts that do that?
  
  i once read that trump stands like the human part of a centaur without the horse body and I can't not see it now...
  
  IIRC, the long-standing rumor is that he's got heel lifts in his shoes to make himself seem taller.
  
  He has to counter-balance his dumptruck
  
  I feel bad for Trudeau having to get so close to that disgusting thing.
  
  That posture makes you look less fat from the front. And like half a centaur from the side.
  
  It's the downside of being such a massive asshole, if he stood straight he'd fall backwards.
  That and it always looks like he's about to badly touch others
  
  It's the high heels that give him this posture... And the fact that he never exercised in his lifetime.
  
  It’s like those Instagram models who always rotate their hips backwards to push their ass out.
  
  Are we sure that he's not secretly Michael Jackson?
  
  That was so awkward
- One could sit straight if they had some morals to prop themselves up, in the event they don't have a spine.
  Oh, wait...
  
  the moral fiber of donald trump's being are much like the fiber he ingests at mealtime: nonexistent.
  
  His spine is installed by russia
- He has a girdle and a cumbersome diaper

If that's how Zelenskyy has to hold his dick, it's got to be massive.
More seriously, Zelenskyy stands up to Putin.
Why would be be scared of trump, who doesn't?
Trump is such a weak, insecure and petulant man.
- Trump was recruited by the KGB in 87. Putin is literally his boss. https://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2017/11/19/trump-first-moscow-trip-215842/
- Ikr? The other guy will literally torture and kill him given the chance.

Let's be honest... This image analysis makes more sense than the "deal" from the view of Selenski...

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- Delta, alpha, alpha stroke.
- Damn... These omegaverse fanfics are getting a bit out of hand.
- Based based based cringe cringe cringe. Le boomer? Le zoomer! Zoomer go zoom zoom zoomies!

Leavitt said that was different because the billionaire Tesla CEO is not the leader of a “sovereign nation.”
Are you sure about that?

- Yes, certainly Zelensky is the baby. Very astute.
  You Trumpfuckers are truly delusional. Just give it up already, he's not gonna finish in your mouth.
- I think it's safe to say you don't speak for everyone.
- Are you for real? I'm curious as to why you'd say that. genuine rn
  
  Stir anger
  
  They should have thought about consequences when doing 2013 coup, then not abiding by Minsk accords, then refusing to settle in 2022 (both before the invasion and in turkey).
- Go home? With all due respect, you're writing this on a European social media.And Europe made it clear where they stand. So fuck off
- You don’t speak for everyone. Take your childishness and incomplete spelling home and get educated. Please and thank you.
- Spoken like a true man child.
- Aside from Trump, you must be the dumbest person in any room if you think rewarding Russia for invading Ukraine is a good move. History has shown those of us who know it that imperialist conquest must be met with all kinds of forceful opposition.
  It was already a mistake for the world (including the US under Obama) for not pushing back hard when Russia took Crimea, and it would be an even bigger one to let them take another huge slice of Ukraine today.
  Ukraine has paid their fair share in this war--they have paid with the blood of their people. But dumbfuck Trump is so desperate to give his "buddy" Putin a win here, and to join in the shakedown of Ukraine for "mineral rights" that wont mean fuck all when Russia continues his campaign and takes the rest of the country. Like seriously, what fucking good will all those minerals be worth when they end up within Russia's borders?
  It's the dumbest plan of all time, it's a shakedown of a nation that has already been invaded, and if we give up on Ukraine it will ultimately lead to a broader war that Europe and USA will have to fight themselves, because there will be no Ukrainians left to fight on our behalf.
  This is the darkest moment in American geopolitical history. We can't even pretend to be a country of values or valor anymore. We're a pathetic country of greedy short-sighted cowards in ill-fitting business suits and we are inviting the war to us.

rump is such a cuck
- So are we now calling this the "trump" chair?

https://www.cnbc.com/2025/03/01/trump-zelenskyy-white-house-tone-elon-musk.html
Heh, apparently you are correct.

They are both two human beings with serious mental problems
- both you and trump?
  
  I'm not an authoritarian ruler drafting people by force and i don't go around the world hanging out with corrupted criminals. The two human with serious mental problems are the ones in the picture
- 👶👶👶dey awe bowf too hooman beans wif seweus mentel pwobwems👶👶👶
  
  I didn't mean to offend you Ricky or anyone else you suffer from illness. These individuals are addicted to power and wealth beyond any limit and are some of the greediest people on earth. Their problems needs to be acknowledged and addressed because we are all paying for their wrongdoings.