ICE Wants to Know If You’re Posting Negative Things About It Online
ICE wants to hire contractors to monitor social media for threats. Those who criticize the agency could be pulled into the dragnet.
ICE is a racist and corrupt organization that oversees nightmarish modern-day concentration camps. For the most part, people who sign up to work for ICE are doing so because they specifically want to be in the position of punishing vulnerable foreigners who haven't done anything wrong.
Well, they did do something wrong. They were born foreign. /s
Yes I am. And you should too.
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Fuck ICE
yes I am. I've gone so far as to not order any ice in drinks and I fully nut in any ice machine I see
fully? you don't go half-cocked i see
How should I go about telling ICE that they can fuck all the way off up their own asses? Who should I notify that I'm calling them a division of the MAGAstappo? Do I need forms in triplicate stating that it is my firm opinion that not a single person who works for or cooperates with ICE is or can possibly be a good person? Do I specifically need to use social media to say that nobody who works for ICE is deserving of love?
https://www.ice.gov/webform/ice-tip-form
Report them to themselves for human trafficking? Better yet, report a local racist.
Caveat: providing false information to law enforcement is a crime, unlike law enforcement lying to other citizens. In all seriousness, just avoiding them and not aiding them goes a long way, too.
"Have you seen any undocumented people?"
"I don't know."
"Have you seen any people?"
"I don't know."
"Can you see me right now?"
"I dont know."
Bonus points if you use "No lo se."
Maybe I am into dragnet. Fuck ICE.
ICE Deez nuts
Fuck ice, i like room temp drinks
I drink my horchata warm, because Fuk Eyes.
so just out of the blue a thought occurred to me. There should be a clandestine operation in line with conspiracy theories, but done for chaotic good.
You know, like someone sets up fake news orgs. like they have putting out heaps of garbage disinfo, but have it run counter to the far right.
Some example headlines:
ICE agents caught up in a massive homosexual rape 'hazing' ring. Really plays up the homophobic vibe these dickheads ride on.
Local sheriff department hiding illegal immigrants because they're in charge of the annual BBQ (and somewheres in the article the locals who go to the bbq have eaten the cats...they've eaten the dogs!
Name and shame the proud boys and other Nazi orgs with their Only Fans accounts.
the ol' just asking questions: Is Vance a secret Jew?
shit like that.
ICE can get Electro-Gonorrhea: the noisy killer
I learned about that in middle school hygiene!
Fuck ICE. I've started referring to them as the American Schutzstaffel. That has more appropriate acronym for them too.
ICE stands for Idiot Cunt Emoloyer
So fragile.
Truth hurts
Fuck ICE
