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Elon Musk Announces Successful Trial Of Neuralink Brain Detonator

theonion.com Elon Musk Announces Successful Trial Of Neuralink Brain Detonator

BOCA CHICA, TX—Touting the device as the next step forward in primate mutilation, Elon Musk announced Thursday the first successful human trial of Neuralink’s brain detonator. “I am thrilled to announce that after exploding the heads of our trial participants, Neuralink’s groundbreaking brain detona...

Elon Musk Announces Successful Trial Of Neuralink Brain Detonator

The image made me lol. "Aww yeah, my head exploded! All right!"

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admin of exploding-heads confirmed

I was just thinking about this shit the other day... how come nobody's talking about Neuralink anymore? It's been memory holed in a huge way
- The feds can't allow the masses to think that top American plutocrat Elon Musk literally wants to mind control his population
- It does actually still seem to be in the news, just buried by Musk's other bullshit
  Notably, though, he forcefully removed Phyllis Wong, who was investigating the animal welfare claims made about Neuralink's research labs.
  https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/technology/tech-news/phyllis-fong-who-was-investigating-elon-musks-brain-implant-startup-neuralink-forcefully-removed-from-office-after-refusing-termination-order/articleshow/117800543.cms
  Musk also claimed that a third recipient had an implant, with 30 planned for this year. MIT tech review suggests they only have trial spaces for 8 people across the US and Canada, though.
  https://www.technologyreview.com/2025/01/16/1110017/what-to-expect-from-neuralink-in-2025/
  
  oh so he moved on to killing people now then

"Still love the truc-"

Scanners with extra steps.
- 's next product: Ephemorol.
  
  Xphemorol.

somehow managed to make the average neuralink recipient smarter in the process. fascinating

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